Someone PLEASE kill this kid

[MFJ]

 

[lizard]

it'll work

 

[Erik]

NO GUYS DON'T COPY THIS LINK AND EMAIL IT TO THE INCREDIBLE EVILISHNESS THAT IS EMPEROR ORTHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I DON'T WANT TO WRITHE IN THE ETERNAL TORMENT OF SAAAAAAAAAAATAAAAAAN!

THRASSH METAL TIL DEATH RAAAAAWWWRRR111

You're losing your touch

 

[lizard]

I was striving for something Tullyesque and I failed miserably.

 

[J.]

seriously, someone from Royal Pinkage should request to review his demo.

 

[mousewings]

What dorky pictures, album cover, and music. He's influenced by "movie soundtracks" and "Darkthron". What kind of movie soundtracks I wonder...?

At least ShadowofDeath is cute and could become a model if the band fails... and as for this Emperor Oewodh guy, he looks like Ville Vallo (that's not a compliment).

 

[Demonspell]

It's terrible, almost as terrible as ShadowOfDeath's projects. Read the reviews for some cheap laughs:

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=19770

Edit: I'd be surprised if this Dybbuk stuff isn't a joke. The demo artwork doesn't seem serious at all, and it's called "Nokken som hvit hest" which means something like "Someone as white horse". Dybbuk obviously plays on "Dub Buk", and Emperor Orthon is a pun on Quorthon or something. I HOPE.

Dybbuk is an actual word, though this guy has some sort of homage or theft going on: http://www.pantheon.org/articles/d/dybbuk.html And the gives new meaning to the word poseur Apocalypse getting slaughtered by every reviewer on Metal Archives is easily the best thing to ever happen to that site.

 

[Ellestin]

When Dybbuk becomes the new Negura Bunget, I'll pin this thread up high on my fridge

 

[KILL TULLY]

I don't get whats so bad about this...

If the music isn't shitty, then hell yea for a 15 year old not listening to the trendy-nu-metal crap, and hell yea for making his own quality music \m/. he has plenty of time to learn that his "image" makes his quality music come off as a joke, but untill them Im not gona knock down the up and commers.


He's 15 for fucks sake...

 

[J.]

I'd like to know at what point in history the Vikings landed in Colorado.

 

[MFJ]

789 I believe... but that was after they battled the Hungarian for control of Tibet.

 

[J.]

oh, ok. I was thinking 426 BC right after they fought the Bulgars and the Wendol with the help of Antonia Banderas

 

[MFJ]

Yep, that's it.

 

[KILL TULLY]

A couple random Vin Deisel facts, replaced by the Vikings:

" The Vikings tought David Blaine everything he knows."

"The Vikings first child was born in 2743 BCE and is named Riemann-Zeta."

"The Vikings are actually androids controlled by a little balding British man named Basil."

"The Vikings used to be the top ranked dodgeball players, until they got disqualified for knocking the arms off of the Venus de Milo with their patented "Granny Killer" technique."



Hahaha, Ill just leave this one as is, fits perfectly:
" Being murdered by Vin Diesel is the only way to enter Valhalla."

 

[Ayeka]

Oh, that wasn't a hit at you. There's not doubt this kid is full of himself (I don't think you are at all), but a ton of black metal bands definitely take themselves way too seriously as well. I still can't tell the difference between real and photochopped Immortal pics.

Black Metal bands don't usually go surfing for their promo shots

Also, Lenin died about 60 years before Venom released their debut...

 

[lizard]

Black Metal bands don't usually go surfing for their promo shots .

c'mon ayeka, half the black metal promo shots you see are so ridiculous you wonder if they're spoofs

 

[cthulufhtagn]

http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal.html
i'm sure many of you have seen this

 

[MFJ]

When Dybbuk becomes the new Negura Bunget, I'll pin this thread up high on my fridge

Yeah, but that will never happen. Quote me on this, especially when he becomes famous.

 

[Furious B]

http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal.html
i'm sure many of you have seen this

I've seen it and I may stand alone on this, but those Satyricon pictures fucking rule. They are wrong. It's obvious that # 3 should be # 1 as it is clearly the most ridiculous. The photos from Nemesis Divina are unruly. Seriously.

 

[Ayeka]

c'mon ayeka, half the black metal promo shots you see are so ridiculous you wonder if they're spoofs

Well, yeah, but those Immortal photoshops...waaaaaaaaah