Sexual Intercourse
Players Required
Two (one male, one female)
Rules Of The Game
A game of Sexual Intercourse consists of three rounds (or phases) beginning
with Foreplay.
In the Foreplay round, the male caresses, stokes and cuddles the female
until she is prepared to allow him to move onto the second round,
Intercourse. There are a number of strategies that the male can follow
during the foreplay round (too many to go into detail here) but they generally
revolve around declarations of love and commitment.
In the Intercourse round, the male inserts his (hopefully) erect penis into
the vagina of the women and proceeds to move it in and out with a thrusting
motion. The Intercourse round ends when the male ejaculates.
Note:- The point of sexual intercourse is that the Intercourse round should
take a *long* time. There are no prizes for coming first, a fact which often
eludes male players.
The final round seems to have no generally used term, so we have called it
"Afterwards". In the Afterwards phase, one participant (often, but not
always the woman) will wish to be cuddled and held, and will want to talk.
The other participant will wish to go to sleep.
Err... that's about it.
Safety
There are a number of safety implications with this game, so we urge all
participants to wear the appropriate protective equipment.
Solitaire
This game actually works quite well as a solitaire game.
Hell, that's the way we usually play it.
Variations
There are a number of variations of this game:
MULTI-PLAYER
Although sexual intercourse was designed as a two-player game, many
people have tried it as a multi-player game, with varying degrees of success.
MALE ON MALE
It is possible to play sexual intercourse with two male participants. This is
similar to the standard game, except that the anus is used instead of the
vagina, and presumably you can skip all the crap about talking and holding
and remembering the other person's name.
CAMPAIGN PLAY
Although sexual intercourse can be played as a one-off game, most people
choose to play it as a linked series of games, in a campaign, with a single
partner. In this case, points are scored for longevity of campaign, with seven
years apparently being a good score to exceed.
Players Required
Two (one male, one female)
Rules Of The Game
A game of Sexual Intercourse consists of three rounds (or phases) beginning
with Foreplay.
In the Foreplay round, the male caresses, stokes and cuddles the female
until she is prepared to allow him to move onto the second round,
Intercourse. There are a number of strategies that the male can follow
during the foreplay round (too many to go into detail here) but they generally
revolve around declarations of love and commitment.
In the Intercourse round, the male inserts his (hopefully) erect penis into
the vagina of the women and proceeds to move it in and out with a thrusting
motion. The Intercourse round ends when the male ejaculates.
Note:- The point of sexual intercourse is that the Intercourse round should
take a *long* time. There are no prizes for coming first, a fact which often
eludes male players.
The final round seems to have no generally used term, so we have called it
"Afterwards". In the Afterwards phase, one participant (often, but not
always the woman) will wish to be cuddled and held, and will want to talk.
The other participant will wish to go to sleep.
Err... that's about it.
Safety
There are a number of safety implications with this game, so we urge all
participants to wear the appropriate protective equipment.
Solitaire
This game actually works quite well as a solitaire game.
Hell, that's the way we usually play it.
Variations
There are a number of variations of this game:
MULTI-PLAYER
Although sexual intercourse was designed as a two-player game, many
people have tried it as a multi-player game, with varying degrees of success.
MALE ON MALE
It is possible to play sexual intercourse with two male participants. This is
similar to the standard game, except that the anus is used instead of the
vagina, and presumably you can skip all the crap about talking and holding
and remembering the other person's name.
CAMPAIGN PLAY
Although sexual intercourse can be played as a one-off game, most people
choose to play it as a linked series of games, in a campaign, with a single
partner. In this case, points are scored for longevity of campaign, with seven
years apparently being a good score to exceed.
You know me, always willing to help out the humans 
