sometimes i wish i could be like the other "professional" men on the train

[xfer]

i really hope you're not older than twenty years old.

 

[Veils_of_Cerpintaxt]

Well...we've never had passanger trains around here. And I've always drove when I went on vacation..and I own 2 cars so. I swear I'm not the problem!

 

[TheNewChupe]

trains are fun.

 

[lizard]

where do you live?

 

[minxnim]

my 'dad' (meaning, not my real dad but he acts like my dad in NYC) pays over $400 a month to park his car in a secured pier.

 

[xfer]

 

[minxnim]

omg gross gross

 

[TheNewChupe]

i have a sugar daddy cabana shirt. i only wear it to beaches and other sandy areas.

 

[goatschool]

greg massi you played super smash brothers with a real professional man. how did it feel?

 

[Baliset]

it felt about the same as getting my ass kicked at super smash brothers by non-professional men but with just a hint more class.

 

[LuminousAether]

Tip to winning on SSMB: mash those buttons! It doesn't really matter all that much what you hit, just as long as you do it FAST.

 

[Veils_of_Cerpintaxt]

That's exactly why I hate that game My girlfriend beats me at it every time.

 

[IanDork107]

I've never been on a train, or a bus, or a plane.

My life is so empty.

<----has been on all three and is 19.

 

[kleo706]

i typpe ssam right what they hgehelL?

 

[xfer]

man why has no one made a gigolo joke yet?