Sonata Artica are dumbest band ever

'I see you walking hand in hand with long-haired drummer of the band' - Tallulah
 
Carter, I'e said this many times before; as a Dio fan you have no right to abuse anyone about shit lyrics.

"Ride the tiger, you can see his stripes but you know he's clean.
Oh, don't you see what I mean?"

At least SA arent as crap as CoB:

"Bodom Beach Terror

Let's go!

That's it, where to go?
Should I tell you where I wanna go?
We'll die there be motherfucking there broad away to be
All wilted way, I'll show you the place where I wanna die
We're gonna die in pain
Don't hurt my eyes, I feel the flame"

OR

"Lil' Blooded Ridin' Hood

Fire of the light, lil' blooded ridin' hood angel
Light before the night, dark you'd try
You try reversing the ray of fire
The ray amid sets your desire

I'll kill you!"

You can almost understand what SA are saying.
 
KoichCPA said:
Here is a lyrical examination of The Cage. cos I'm bored.

A lifetime ago, with frozen eyes they closed the door
Suddenly I realised what locks are for (what a a fuckin dumbarse, he had no idea what locks are for, he deserves to be locked in "the cage")
No trusting them anymore, Lights - are - out (what does this have to do with anything, ooo it's dark, i'm scared, your a pussy)

Empty the stare, innocent and unaware,
Dragged out from my home, my lair
Earmarked me, hurt me, burned me ( this is just shit)

The walls around me, eyes surround me, feed my fear again
I must be freed or I will die before the harvest moon, my friend ( now that would be a fuckin shame)
I do not have another year in me, you´ve gotta set me free..( or how about no, fuckwit)

The Dream is alive, I can run up the hills every night, ( his dream is to run up the hills every night? see this guy is a dickhead, he's safer where he is, away from the public)
Go around and see another side of the tree ( it's the same as the other side, it has bark and is most probably a hue of brown)
Freedom has a meaning for me, howl with me ( freedom has a meaning, so lets all howl with him)

Fear in the dark, I advice you ( you advice me hey, learn to spell you fuckin finnish twat)
can´t see the eyes, the glow behind you
? it´s my song they now sing to you
You stand no chance? ( oooo his minions are going to sing at me, I have no chance, of what? No chance to stop laughing at your lyrical genius)

They´ll kill for me, steal back my freedom, set me free,
It´s my minions vs.thee (AARRGHH singing minions again)
Fiery the vengeance, hate will drain me (dumb)

You will remember the day you crossed my path ( no I won't, I avoid people like you)
Leave me without a guard and you feel my wrath (ooo now he's gunna sing at me as well, unleashing his wrath of high pitched vocals, realy scary)
What you have done to me has made me bitter and cruel ( and stupid)
I´ll see that all the hate you spread returns to you, you, back to you?
( no need to repeat youself buddy, I got it the first time)


So as you can see, Sonata Artica are stupid,


hahaha :lol: