sorry, couldn't resist

[MajestikMøøse]

alright man... peace.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

3...

 

[MajestikMøøse]

2..

 

[MajestikMøøse]

1.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Done!

 

[Captain Beard]

I want Cream Soda. CREAM SODA, GOD DAMNIT!
HENRY FUCKING WEINHARD'S CREAM SODA!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Cream Soda kicks ass as well.

 

[Captain Beard]

But Henry Weinhard's.... make you penis harder than Mighty Oak. (Asian mispronounciation was intended.)

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Never had it... Perhaps I must.

 

[Iris]

its been so long since i've had 7 up.... oh well its just a sprite rip off

Whoa!! look at what you just said!
Do you actually know what a "Sprite" is?
If 7up is a ripp off, it might be a hell of a good one, though!!

Maybe the same ingredients but still taste different!
Like adam and eve,i mean.. afterall..she was made from adam's rib!
(this raises a few questions here though...hihi )

-x-
Iris

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Yes, it does raise a couple of questions, and I'm so glad that you brought it up. What I think is that since Adam had some ribs removed, then that means he could suck his own dick. Of course, this also means that he had no use for Eve, and thus, the Bible is really saying "Women are useless."

 

[Iris]

The bible is the most female-unfriendly thing i have EVER read!!
They blame it all on the girl!! Poor eve!!

"A man, may not have sexual intercourse with a female, against her will"
*Ok, i thought, that's not bad at all..
"If a man has intercourse with a female against her will, the man is forced to marry the woman"
* HUH?*
That woman is FORCED, to live with her rapist all her life!!
WHO WROTE THIS??!!
It better be the best rape ever then!! if it's mentioned in the bible!
To talk about a "Crime d' passionelle" here!
Love got raped..and it already started in the bible...
how sad!!
Funny thing is: it doesn't mention what the woman's options are.
It shows an option for a man, to get whatever he wants, even if he has to kill diginity for that.
That's INJUSTICE in my eyes..
and me doesn't like that!!
:Shedevil:-x-
Iris

 

[RETIREDTrapped]

*cough*

 

[RETIREDTrapped]

"A man, may not have sexual intercourse with a female, against her will"
*Ok, i thought, that's not bad at all..
"If a man has intercourse with a female against her will, the man is forced to marry the woman"
* HUH?*
That woman is FORCED, to live with her rapist all her life!!
WHO WROTE THIS??!!

It better be the best rape ever then!!

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Yeah, the Bible sucks...most of it is probably due to the editing as it was translated for language to language and edition to edition. That editing was, of course, done by men.

Ndx and Wolf, you are complete post harlots. You deserve each other.