SOUTHPARK QUOTES!

[SteveMCsteve]

^ ahaha yea

 

[Deadly]

"Niiiice..." When the police heared about the blonde teacher having sex with ike

i love that one

 

[ingrid]

screw you guys!

I'm going home

 

[a Guy with a Scythe]

Cartmans voice when he's explaining something 'sientific' to ppl is cool. (ie. when he explains the plan to get rid of the hippies.)

 

[Kochon]

Je vous emmerde, et je rentre à ma maison

 

[ingrid]

que?

 

[SteveAwesome]

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[Everytime i Die]

"GOD DAMN MONGOLIANS EVERYTIME WE CHINESE TRY TO BUILD CITY WALL THEM MONGOLIANS GOTTA RIP IT DOWN, GOD DAMN MONGOLIANS!!!!"

 

[Kochon]

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[deaddreams]

Change?

 

[Lithium]

Haha nice thread.

South park elementary.

Mr Garrison: ''Children, we have a serious problem at this school''
Cartman: ''Aaaaaaah YES, the jew problem, finally, finally someone is going to do somwething about it''

hahahaha i laughed out loud at that one.

And in the movie when Kyle and Cartman are about to die in a trench, Cartman start his confession ''Im sorry for calling you a jew all the time Kyle, im sorry, your not a jew''
Kyle: ''I am cartman, i am a jew''
Cartman: ''No Kyle, dont be so hard on yourself''

ahahahah

 

[SteveMCsteve]

"Give me the jew gold kyle" - Cartman

 

[Everytime i Die]

Garrison "Alright can anybody tell me what 8x3 is"
Clyde "Uhhh 47?"
Garrison "alright now lets ask someone who isnt a complete retard"
Kyle "I know the answer mister garrison!"
Cartman "i know the answer mr garrison "imitating noise"
Kyle " Hey shut up fat ass"
Cartman No you fucking jew"
Garrison "Eric did you jsut say the F word?"
Cartman "Jew?"

 

[Everytime i Die]

o and i also discovered the greatest website ever made

www.allsp.com

whatch any episode, anytime, anywhere, even the new season which is not released yet