spending some quality time on BCO tonight, i concluded that:

[goatschool]

 

[Nagle]

I'm not sure if the abstraction of a monster picking it's nose really articulates the thoughts in my head after spending time on BCO today, I can safely assume that we're thinking along the same lines.

 

[minxnim]

i can't believe you people still even read that. isn't it gone yet? what is wrong with you guys?

 

[avi]

in BCO's favor. I will say that I've managed to sell a lot of records n shit on there with very little effort. And yeah, sometimes there's interesting news and ftp posts, but that's about it.

otherwise:

 

[minxnim]

if you stop reading for a month, you will realize the actual brain slowing and retarding impact it was actually having on you. i wish i were joking.

 

[goatschool]

... AND THEN we arrive here...

 

[minxnim]

im sorry but almost everyone here is way smarter than the supposedly most intellectually stimulating asstalker elites on bco.
(ie, people who talk about hating the book rigadoon and then a month later writing me email asking me what it was about, forgetting that they actually told me they had read it... heh...)

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

um preppy I think Brigadoon was a MUSICAL...FYI...

 

[avi]

I stay away from the "intellectual" asswankery that goes on over there. It's just so mind-numbingly painful.

 

[minxnim]

robina and i used to just be like "what? WHAT?" more than mind numbing, it's just confusing. it's like having to tell someone "hey, you've been on a merry go round for like, 6 years dude" and them like, not having realized it at all.

 

[goatschool]

so embarassing.

when it gets serious over there, and, say, you point out something relevant in the course of a discussion... it is ignored in favor of the dopey opinions of a BCO-popular persona.

damn the facts, up the ass

plus, Nagle is virtually unknown at this point and that's just wrong.

 

[avi]

for real.

so, shall we continue this shit-talk with some indictments of specific posters?

 

[minxnim]

the pre posting BCO anxiety of the typical sheep:

"will billy slowdive think i'm dumb if i post this?"
"will bco boys ignore me if i post this?"
"what if kellyxpuer disagrees with me!? OMG!"
"how can i manage to look smart here?"

 

[minxnim]

oh, and don't use the words FAT or MORBIDLY OBESE because then the fat people will eat you.

 

[minxnim]

i have trouble remembering screennames. i get them confused. a lot of them started with A's.

 

[deadair]

more pre posting anxiety...

"i hope REALMIKEJOYCE thinks i'm cool enough to respond to."
"i'm not exactly sure what is cool to post right now... i hope video games are 'in'".
"i hope nomadlisa IM's ME sometime...errrrr, wait... is she cool or uncool right now."

 

[minxnim]

well, mike joyce is my IRL friend so does that make me in this mix? OH NO!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

"i hope nomadlisa IM's ME sometime...errrrr, wait... is she cool or uncool right now."


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[avi]

my nomination for dumbest poster ever: cherry bomb

 

[minxnim]

holy fucking shit i forgot about her. i mean, i dont think she tries to be pretentious tho does she? at least she means well even if her picnics a little short on sammiches.