Spike Armbands

[Morbid_Corpse]

People who dress in black and where spikey shit look silly.

 

[The Grimace]

only sexually ambiguous 11 year olds...

All 11-year-olds are sexually ambiguous. Figured you'd have learned that from all your time spent sniffing bicycle seats at the elementary school...

Also, wearing homo armbands never meant anything, other than signalling to other gay men that you're ready for some man-on-man action. You fucking poof.

You're the one who knew the "proper" term, and felt like arguing about it.

Therefore...

Who likes Penis?

Crapqueefer likes Penis!

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Man, you're killing me... I'm done... you win, cumbucket, you win... I give up... I'm gonna bruise a rib from laughing at you...

 

[crimsonfloyd]

Man, you're killing me... I'm done... you win, cumbucket, you win... I give up... I'm gonna bruise a rib from laughing at you...

*sigh* What a relief, for the past few days I've had no clue what to call my leather wristbands, vambraces or gauntlets? I'm glad that dillema is finally over!

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

Better to use proper English than to use your gay lingo.

"But all the other queers are calling them spiked gauntlets. I should know because I, The Taint... err... Grimace have been a part of the homosexual underground since before Queer Eye For the Straight Guy and Will & Grace made faggotry trendy. Back when it meant something to be a leatherman."

Whatever. Go suck more cock at the Manhole.

(edit)
And you pussies will be happy to know that I corrected a spelling mistake.

 

[sweet majestic darkness]

I have only heard of them reffered to as "gauntlets". But I only know a select few people taht would even think about wearing them. I think they're cool...laugh all you'd like.

My Arms, Your Hearse, you are looking at a very expensice piece of leather. At some places, i have seen them go for $60 a piece, not pair. I suggest going to www.google.com any typing in something. I don't know any one place that sells them, but I suggest hitting up some leather sites. The Hot Topic around here (last I knew) doesn't sell anything like the arm bands with spikes, just the colllard and wrist bands. Good luck through you rventure on finding them though!

 

[polarity]

proper Engligh

quoting before edit

seriously man the keys aren't even near each other unless your hands are seriously fat

 

[Cythraul]

Better to use proper Engligh than to use your gay lingo.

"But all the other queers are calling them spiked gauntlets. I should know because I, The Taint... err... Grimace have been a part of the homosexual underground since before Queer Eye For the Straight Guy and Will & Grace made faggotry trendy. Back when it meant something to be a leatherman."

Whatever. Go suck more cock at the Manhole.

Who gives a shit? This is one of the dumbest arguments in UM history. A word to the wise, go outside and do something productive with your time instead of worrying about SPIKED GAUNTLETS.



Oh wait, I should practice what I preach. This will be my last post in this thread.

 

[noisefan]

Thanks Mr. The Crapkeer,
Your dedication to accuracy thoroughness is comendable and apparently ignored by the original poster.

*sigh* - that was priceless

 

[sumairetsu]

All 11-year-olds are sexually ambiguous...

Not with all the rBGH (recombinant bovine growth hormone) that keeps ending up in the milk and beef products. You end up with some girls that are fully developed at age 10, nowadays.

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

quoting before edit

seriously man the keys aren't even near each other unless your hands are seriously fat

Oh fucking christ forbid! I hjit sdome wong ketys on teh kleybraod. Make a federal case out of it already.

I'm not a secretary, or what the fuck ever you are, so I'm prone to typing mistakes.

My hands are used for more productive things, like cutting wood and shooting guns.

 

[anonymousnick2001]

My hands are used for more productive things, like cutting wood and shooting guns.

This quote actually made me cough up some food. Priceless!

You use your hands for anything else, like anal-fisting crocodiles or applying mascara without a mirror?

Nothing against you, it's just that the quote sums up the all-out humparama this thread has turned out to be.

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

Thanks Mr. The Crapkeer,
Your dedication to accuracy thoroughness is comendable and apparently ignored by the original poster.

*sigh* - that was priceless

It's because I care, damnit!:Spin:

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

You use your hands for anything else, like anal-fisting crocodiles or applying mascara without a mirror?

Not only that, but I also use them for working on my car, building new toolsheds, knitting and punching people in the mouth.

 

[anonymousnick2001]

You big strong MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

Sex plz.

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

Only in Mexico.

 

[anonymousnick2001]

"What happens down in Mexico, stays in Mexico..."

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

Isn't that Las Vegas though?

 

[The Grimace]

Not only that, but I also use them for working on my car, building new toolsheds, knitting and punching people in the mouth.

Teh Tuff Gay... I mean Guy.

EDIT: Oh, and by the way...

http://www.gesnerlegion.com/GAUNTLETS.htm

Heh. Can't believe I forgot about that store.

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

 

[unknown]

*cough*guitar.com user*cough*