I have too much beer. There is literally not enough room for food in my fridge because of an overabundance of beer.
im running out of beer
You mean you've been crying this whole time? I'll bet your face looks like your fingers when you stay in the tub too long.
Love your location. "On the mountain in which I am King of"
I'm reminded of Spinal Tap's "Tonight I'm gonna love you tonight".