Steven Seagal VS Chuck Norris

[Sadguru]

VS

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

+ 1 vote for Seagal.

 

[Krilons Resa]

no mooooooooooorrrrrrrrreeeeee!!!!!!!!

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Chuck can roundhouse but can he rip a mans throat out?? Seagal can. I mean they could answer that question now if they had a fight but Seagal would probably send in a stunt double.

 

[Night Mare]

Seagull does music?

 

[NAD]

Steven Seagull is a giant fucking pussy.

let me repeat: A GIANT FUCKING PUSSY

i hate that dude.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

-4 stars for this thread

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Seagulls movies are fucking great though.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

i've heard seagal is a douchebag, which can't be false

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

yeah I heard he got the shit beat out of him in a bar by a 50+ yr old.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

fuck seagull

 

[Chuck Norris]

Me hands down. I'd pull his ponytail and make him cry like a girl. In fact it has happened twice already, once at his daughters birthday party when I roundhouse kicked him into her cake.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

booooooooooo

 

[Ellestin]

Me hands down. I'd pull his ponytail and make him cry like a girl. In fact it has happened twice already, once at his daughters birthday party when I roundhouse kicked him into her cake.

You're such a puss, I bet you got roundhouse kicked by Woody Allen. Drunk.

 

[lurch70]

ole school Seagal was an arrogant bastard ... voted for him

 

[SonOfNun]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

etc.

I mean, is there really any question?