Tantalising

[Disgustipated]

Krigloch, this is for you

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

In my basement at my old house we had wolf spiders bigger than my hand that would occasionally scuffle across the floor. Nasty little bastards.

 

[lizard]

quick, somebody dig out brown recluse spider bite photos.

No.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I hate this thread. Why did I come in here?

 

[NAD]

<3 spiders

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

spiders only bother me when they are alive and in my face.

 

[lizard]

here I was relaxing with a bowl of curds and whey...

 

[NAD]

I'm sure people at my apartment hut think I'm a weirdo because I've stood staring at orb spiders for like 10 minutes at a time. Like in the middle of the night.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Little Mr.Lizard,
Sat on his camel gizzard
Eating his curds and whey.

When along came Man As Robot
Who pissed all over him a lot.

and thats all I remember of the original poem.

 

[NAD]

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
eating her curds and whey

Along came a spider
who sat down beside her
and said HEY!
WHAT'S IN THE BOWL, BITCH?!