Teh College Thred

[lizard]

College - fun or work?
a place to drink like a fish and spend only a few hours a day in class daydreaming about the really hot chick a few rows in front of you.

discuss.

 

[lizard]

I was drunk here numerous times.

 

[lizard]

UNH's mens' and womens' ice hockey teams are both rated number 8 in the nation, but I never went to a single game because I was too busy trying to locate w33d.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

a little bit of both, but then again I have no friends.

 

[speed]

95% fun, I'm in Grad school, and I get loaded 4 nights a week. In fact I just woke up from a uneventful boobie-free fat tuesday of drinking.

 

[J.]

college classes were a breeze, except for fucking Philosophy and accounting.

I drank a lot. Lots of parties. Lots of fun. Hot chicks eveywhere that are always looking for dick. I miss college.

 

[Demilich]

The classes are dumbfoundingly easy! I swear, it makes high school look like HELL by comparison!

 

[spaffe]

a little bit of both, but then again I have no friends.

Ditto

But I don't have any great need to meet people so I don't mind really (yet) and I've recently felt less and less like drinking, so my life is satisfactory at the moment; reading, some computer time and sleeping

 

[JayKeeley]

On campus college bars rule too. The best part is, when there's no more tables & chairs left, or stools at the bar, you just resort to grabbing a corner and sitting on the floor. No worries.

There is NOTHING worse than drinking your beer whilst standing at the bar, just getting in the fucking way and looking like a lost gimp, having to shout and collect your order over people's shoulders.

And btw, what the fuck is this US custom that I have to give a dollar to the barman for every beer I order? Fucks sake, tipping in this country is a joke. I mean, he poured a beer into a glass, or opened a bottle. Wow.

 

[Demilich]

Aye, I hate that tipping nonsense. How is it done outside North America?

 

[J.]

When I was in college I rarely tipped a dollar-per-beer. That's ludicrous, especially while in college since everyone knows college kids are dirt poor, except for those ones that have the silver spoon up their ass.

My frat bro was the bartender at the bar I went to, and I knew the other bartenders, so they didn't expect too much from me. However, if they gave me a free beer, then yeah, I'd tip them at least a buck or so.

 

[JayKeeley]

Aye, I hate that tipping nonsense. How is it done outside North America?

It isn't.

 

[Demilich]

*moves to Europe*

 

[lizard]

I agree, high school was pure hell compared to college.

 

[NAD]

College ruled in every sort of way, the parties, the titties, the knowledge, the drugs, the experience, everything. The only thing I don't miss about it is a shitload of responsibility. In the "career world" once I leave the office at 5pm it's out of sight, out of mind until 8am the next day. College was 24/7.

 

[MFJ]

Yeah, High School is fucking awful. I'm actually experiencing that RIGHT NOW. I'm in a Digital Production class as I speak. The teacher is explaining how to save files to a network....

 

[J.]

High school was a nightmare. The only thing that ruled about HS was playing baseball for those four years. That's the only thing I miss. As far as classes, college was a helluva lot easier, but that's mostly because I was more interested in whether I should throw a fastball or knuckleball than the variable of x+y=a.

And yes, there are teachers that will give good athletes better grades than they deserve.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

The fact that I have to be in class in half an hour is pretty gay. But the fact that I have my entire wardrobe scattered around my floor and nobody gives a damn is nice.

More later.

 

[NAD]

High school ruled for many reasons, none of which had anything to do with school. Well, I did like calculus, art history, and this one computer class (I got to sit there all day testing out new and expensive graphics programs, while listening to Morbid Angel ), but the whole LIVE BY THE BELL SYSTEM and other rules sucked.

But that's when I touched my first pair of boobs (huge ones at that) and discovered Slayer, Megadeth, Sepultura, Tool, White Zombie, etc. etc. etc. etc.

 

[lizard]

so this 27 yr old teacher had sex with a 13 yr old boy pupil....how come these teachers weren't at any of my schools