has it ever occured to anyone that we're mad that we don't get to pay
$40-50 to stand in a dark room full of sweaty men, and watch a bunch of equily sweaty, hairy, middle-aged, and overweight guys in skin tight leather trousers, who may or may not be wearing shirts, dance around with giant phalic symbols? Heavy Metal is super gay.
It was apparently filmed.
Well, you should all have bought tickets shouldn't you! It's not my fault I could actually be bothered sorting out a 1600 mile road trip to see it. If you sit on your arses all day you'll never see anything. Less words, more action = more thrash.