That other drunken thread

[Night Mare]

I tried to find the drunken thread, and I found it, but UM lost my post, and now I can't find it again, which sucks, because I am drunk with a capital E! (and a capital N,E,B,R,I,A,T,E & D). Drank some stuff, listened to Sigur Ros, now I sleep.

Type stuff, if you want.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

you're not drunk. Your spelling and grammar is impeccable . (except for the fact that it's spelt "inebriated" of course" and the fact that it's one long run on sentence, [but properly divided into sections with commas.])

 

[Night Mare]

You don't realise how long it takes me to write this shit, but it's a long time. Apparently I am anal retentive, but not officially, I think I just hate bad grammar.
Anyway, now I have eaten much fried rice and feel more human.
More beer, then maybe sleep.

And thanks for the compliment to my grammar , nice to be appreciated.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

well, actually, "Drank some stuff..." probably could use the inclusion of an "I" before it and some sort of conjunction between the next clause, but I take it to be implied.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

This thread is more proof that the real drunk thread needs to be stickied.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

i got pretty wasted last night, saw a good show though

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I got a mild buzz and played video games with my cousins

 

[NAD]

i drank like 8 beers last night but the final 4 were Guinness so i wasn't really drunk. feel sorta funny today and i'm about to take a massive dump though.

 

[Night Mare]

My head is fucking killing me, and I had band practice today.
I almost spewed out the car window on the way.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

You don't realise how long it takes me to write this shit, but it's a long time. Apparently I am anal retentive, but not officially, I think I just hate bad grammar.

I know him as "the Spelling and Grammar Furor" that basically says it all
Instead of Jews Bad spellers will be hunted down and gassed. Luckily I'm excluded from this new holocaust :Smug:

 

[Night Mare]

Luckily I'm excluded from this new holocaust :Smug:

Says who? In my current state, I doubt I would be in the mood to spare man people at all, and they'd have to be very good looking.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

Says who? In my current state, I doubt I would be in the mood to spare man people at all, and they'd have to be very good looking.

So the problem here is?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

 

[cthulufhtagn]

"like i just fucked jocasta"

fucking x ONE HUNDRED BILLION