The 10 Most Ridiculous Metal Album Covers

[Susperia]

^ is that album cover for real??

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

^ is that album cover for real??

For the sake of Thor's Hammer I hope not.

 

[Wires & Waves]

it is but the rerelease has a different cover

 

[TalesOfTerror]

Some of that stuff is no where near in the running compared to original Fates Warning - Night on Brocken or Druid - Vampire Cult, etc.
Sooo many bad covers.
Hehe.

 

[unknown]

@ Driller Killer

seriously, I never understood what the FUCK that thing is on the Riot cover (and wasn't it on their other album covers as well?)

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

10th most ridiculous album cover in my sig. That person was just pissed cos he thought men were hot. Fag.

That Driller Killer album cover is awesome.

 

[ohiogrinder]

That doesn't make anysense. Is making love to a black man during an explosion worse then death

if you realized Thor's Hammer were an NS band, you'd understand. its a black man taking advantage of a white woman.

 

[ohiogrinder]

That Driller Killer album cover is awesome.

and an awesome band, to boot.

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

...what the fuck is this?

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Pantera's first album. In their Glam days with Terry Glaze

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

i know that but what the fuck is that cat-wolf thing

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Ohhhh, Yeah cat-wolf or its a artistic piece of crap or both....

 

[Orfanos]

Exciter - Violence and Force

For me it's one of the best album covers ever.

And I can't find something wrong at the Exodus and Mortiis covers that are selected in this article.

 

[MasterOLightning]

The Mortiis - Stargate cover is much, much worse. The Smell of Rain cover is good.

I think Pantera=Panther in Spanish. That would explain that one cover a bit.

 

[Puckfiend]

you know five minutes before this picture, he was in his shitty car applying his own makeup, yelling at the photographer in Finnish, or Elvish, "Hold on! My ears aren't sticking!"



Sounds about right.

 

[entanglement]

...what the fuck is this?

Look at his other hand. That says 'metal' more than anything.

 

[IWP]

...what the fuck is this?

tis disturbing.

 

[cookiecutter]

There is a cover which shows a women in high heels stepping on a man's ballsack. That was pretty bad.

 

[Demilich]

STOP QUOTING THAT THING!

 

[Killbot]

That was actually a pretty funny article... and this is a pretty funny thread. Good show

also this:

what the crap is that? It's crap, that's what.