I'll see your Gossamer and raise you a...
Wile. E. Coyote!
Hahhaha my friend and I are actually going to take a night in the near future to make those signs that Wile had to have in our cars because we're always so frustrated at the lack of communication with others you have in your car other than your horn.
I really need some that say:
DON'T LITTER
GET OUT OF MY ASS
GO FASTER PLEASE I'M DYING
I'm sure that there is a company that actually sells these signs and labels them 'Road Rage Signs'
I can't be bothered to get the link, but they are some of the funniest things I have ever seen.
Ya, it's sloppy and that is a stun gun and not a taser, but I am lazy.