J.
Old Fart
yep, when I'm in the move theater, it ain't people of color on the phones, it's stupid spoiled teenie boppers talking about who they're going to fuck tonight or some shit.
The Art of the Serial Killer
- Thread starter JayKeeley
- Start date
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
Black people talk ridiculously loud in movie theatres, but that's normal, as they talk about as loud as they do walk slow. Ever watch black people walk in a crosswalk? Dear goat it is painful. It's like watching molasses walk up a flight of stairs.
White people yell on cell phones. Not talk loud, fucking YELL. Standing in line at the Key Club the other night with 200 people around me, everyone turned at the dude across the street on his cell phone because he was literally screaming into it, having a normal conversation.
Cell phones are gay. I have two of them. :Smug:
White people yell on cell phones. Not talk loud, fucking YELL. Standing in line at the Key Club the other night with 200 people around me, everyone turned at the dude across the street on his cell phone because he was literally screaming into it, having a normal conversation.
Cell phones are gay. I have two of them. :Smug:
bloodfiredeath
kaiju eiga
J.
Old Fart
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
Sometimes if a film is a piece of trash comedy or horror, it's the funniest thing to be in a theater full of black people. They have no inhibitions and will scream at what's going on up on the screen. Especially fat black women. Forget about telling them to be quiet, otherwise you'll get the obligatory, "oh no, you didn't just tell me to shut up", while her friends egg her on and make matters worse, waving their fingers & bling bling at you and shaking the head from side to side.
It is funny though, if you don't care about the film. Go see a slasher pic in a theater full of black people - something like Scream or Halloween. They love that shit! I saw Halloween H20 in downtown Philli, and they jumped out their seats, and threw popcorn around. Each time Jamie Lee Curtis thinks Michael Myers is dead, they get so involved and scream at her to run away! One black dude shouted out, "He aint dead! His back just broke!!". At that point, we gave up trying to watch the film and just went along with the laughs.
It is funny though, if you don't care about the film. Go see a slasher pic in a theater full of black people - something like Scream or Halloween. They love that shit! I saw Halloween H20 in downtown Philli, and they jumped out their seats, and threw popcorn around. Each time Jamie Lee Curtis thinks Michael Myers is dead, they get so involved and scream at her to run away! One black dude shouted out, "He aint dead! His back just broke!!". At that point, we gave up trying to watch the film and just went along with the laughs.
bloodfiredeath
kaiju eiga
I have to completely agree with this. In fact, I laughed because I almost made this exact same post earlier in this thread. Black theatres are great for certain movies, slasher movies and kung fu movies being my favorite. Several of my favorite theatre memories of all time involve Jason Voorhees, Jackie Chan, and a bunch of negros.JayKeeley said:
I saw The Original Kings Of Comedy (very funny in it's own right) in a black theatre and it was amazing. It was like night at the Apollo. I missed half the jokes, but I didn't mind. People were literally throwing shit into the air and running down the aisles 'wooting' it up. I never laughed so hard in my life.
Reign in Acai
Of Elephant and Man
2 buddies and I almost got into fistacuffs with literally 20 17 yr olds. Now that's nothing to go around bragging about. (Hey watch me kick this child's ass) But in this case it was quite warranted. Happened about 2 years ago in Glendale California (Home of the Filafel burrito). Anyhow as we gathered to watch "The Punisher", A dozen and a half high school senior tarts filled the sea of seats behind us. The previews began and we sat silently anticipating the cinematic pleasures of tomorrow. To our dismay, this enjoyment was soon crushed by the giggling and heckling to our north. We let this go by as we thought to ourselves "hey it's the previews, they'll obviously shut up during the film". NOPE. All through the film they kept yapping and yapping, acne puss dripping from their pubescent lips of insolence. 30 minutes in, my buddy who is the most humble, quiet, respectful person in the state can't take it anymore. "Shut the fuck up!!!!" He cries with enough ferociousness to part the heavens. They comply (for a few minutes).
Time passes...On and on they carry down their wretched river of childhood idiocy, taking it to the point where they are shitting on the proverbial laps of every movie goer in that stadium. These cunts even have the nerve of laughing at the scene where the Punisher is holding his dead wife in his arms. WTF??!?! Anyhow another half hour passes and my patience has grown as thin as Ronnie James Dio's hairline. "I say shut the fuck up you motherfucking pieces of shit!" in a manner so stern it made my friends reprimanding sound like a mouse smothered in pillows. This time they comply, the whole lot of them. As the movie finishes this 40 yr old man to the right of me says "I got your back". (Haha I didn't know a showdown was going to take place, but o.k) I say "thanks" and walk out. Upon leaving I stare holes through these pompous ponce's, a gaze to strike the fear of God into them. My 2 friends and I leave, descending down the stairs of the theater only to be startled by a ruckus up top. The 40 yr old is lipping the kids head off. The lead teenage nogoodnik then tells his buddies "hey guys you up to kick his ass?" I yell back "Hey you little punk cuntfaced twirp, you fucking touch him and you will be mangled!", "Come outside you fucking faggots". None of them did. I went home and they went to go watch Jennifer Lopez in "Gigle" for all I know. Not a moment I'm proud of. But seriously wtf? Shut the hell up!
Time passes...On and on they carry down their wretched river of childhood idiocy, taking it to the point where they are shitting on the proverbial laps of every movie goer in that stadium. These cunts even have the nerve of laughing at the scene where the Punisher is holding his dead wife in his arms. WTF??!?! Anyhow another half hour passes and my patience has grown as thin as Ronnie James Dio's hairline. "I say shut the fuck up you motherfucking pieces of shit!" in a manner so stern it made my friends reprimanding sound like a mouse smothered in pillows. This time they comply, the whole lot of them. As the movie finishes this 40 yr old man to the right of me says "I got your back". (Haha I didn't know a showdown was going to take place, but o.k) I say "thanks" and walk out. Upon leaving I stare holes through these pompous ponce's, a gaze to strike the fear of God into them. My 2 friends and I leave, descending down the stairs of the theater only to be startled by a ruckus up top. The 40 yr old is lipping the kids head off. The lead teenage nogoodnik then tells his buddies "hey guys you up to kick his ass?" I yell back "Hey you little punk cuntfaced twirp, you fucking touch him and you will be mangled!", "Come outside you fucking faggots". None of them did. I went home and they went to go watch Jennifer Lopez in "Gigle" for all I know. Not a moment I'm proud of. But seriously wtf? Shut the hell up!
MadeInNewJersey
nursing my wounds
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
LMFAO!! Where the fuck did that come from? I have been in FAR too many fights in my time to even remember them all.
Reign in Acai
Of Elephant and Man
@ Markgugs - From my own memoirs.
@ Doomcifer - I've only been in about 12 honest to good blood bath's. If you want to include verbal showdowns where the other douchebag pacifies like Poland. Then i'd be in about 200.
@ Doomcifer - I've only been in about 12 honest to good blood bath's. If you want to include verbal showdowns where the other douchebag pacifies like Poland. Then i'd be in about 200.
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
Thanatopsis123
ç½é¬¼
Reign in Acai
Of Elephant and Man
Similar threads
