The attack of the trolls

[Aecliptica]

Don't you guys know that WE - Bodom Fans, called by others elitist and stupid are community of love and friendship, we dont know what hate is, so I dont know why you all want us to breed hate towards you, even though you are worse, on lower social level. We accept that you are far from being perfect, we feel very sorry for Terry, who became the victim of that cruel forum war, we are aware of that we destroyed his mentality and made him probably a transvestite... but YOU FUCKED WITH US!!!!! SO FUCK YOU!!!!!!! YOU'RE BETTER OFF DEAD!!!!!!!!!!





Oh yeah, and I don't give a fuck if you hate me

hi

 

[Ralf]

Hi Aecliptica will you be my friend?

 

[DE]

*flips you off*


FUCK YOU YOU'RE BETTER OFF DEAD!

 

[Aecliptica]

Hi Aecliptica will you be my friend?

Hi Ralf I will be your friend if I can have a cookie. Can I have a cookie Ralf? Can I?

 

[DE]

Aecliptica, I hope you're ready for a fiesta!

 

[random_phil]

He has a point, other than when crotchgoblins such as yourselves come here and make stupid posts, there is never any arguments here as we all get along, its like a fucking community and if people here worship alexi, maybe thats cause the man has a fuckload talent more than a lot of other bands, you may not believe that, but people (including myself) Do.
Now i;m not saying hes the best but i am saying that we respect the man and we show our apreciation by buying Bodom CDs and keeping true amongst other bodom fans.


And you know what guys? I dont give a fuck if you have me but i do give a fuck when people come round and ruin what otherwise is a good palce to visit when i am online.

Crotchgoblins that's a good one *makes mental note*

'Worship Alexi'? Herein lies the problem. At the end of the day, Alexi is just a person. Granted, he is a good guitarist and song-writer, but he's not a 'better person' than anyone else on this shit-hole of a planet. I don't see the point of idolising anyone, or being a fanboy/girl. I prefer to live my life to my own doctrines, no-one elses. There are a few mucisians I admire and respect (Herman Li, Ihsahn and Mikael Akerfeldt to name but 3), but admiration and respect is as far as it goes. Anything more than that is just plain retarded, in my humble opinion.

 

[Ralf]

Hi Ralf I will be your friend if I can have a cookie. Can I have a cookie Ralf? Can I?

Here...

 

[DE]

Why are you burning one of them alive?!



OH MY GOD OH NOES!!!1

 

[-Gavin-]

Well man, ok, worship was a bit strong but i love what the man does with a guitar and i have the utmost respect for his playing.
Man, I am not a fanboy, i dont try and be him, i learn his songs, borrow a few licks and listen to his music. Its all down to personal choice man, and as soon as you guys understand th

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

okay, you know what?!
that's it.

I'm gonna end this war.

Aragorth, my brother, join me

*pants off*

LET'S START ANOTHER ORGY!!!
YEAAAAAAAH!!
MAKE UP SEX WITH THE DUDE WITH THE WEIRD CURLY HAIR (no, not me, the other dude ), THE DUDE WHO LOOKS LIKE JESUS (no, not me again, the other one damn it ) AND AECLIPTICA (whoever the fuck he is )!


And please people of my beloved cob forum, really, PLEASE,
"i don't give a fuck if you hate me" and "fuck you, you're better off dead" are NOT good punchlines

 

[Ralf]

I like to see innocent in pain...

 

[random_phil]

okay, you know what?!
that's it.

I'm gonna end this war.

Aragorth, my brother, join me

*pants off*

LET'S START ANOTHER ORGY!!!
YEAAAAAAAH!!
MAKE UP SEX WITH THE DUDE WITH THE WEIRD CURLY HAIR (no, not me, the other dude ), THE DUDE WHO LOOKS LIKE JESUS (no, not me again, the other one damn it ) AND AECLIPTICA (whoever the fuck he is )!


And please people of my beloved cob forum, really, PLEASE,
"i don't give a fuck if you hate me" and "fuck you, you're better off dead" are NOT good punchlines

Orgy sounds good to me. Make love not casserole, that's my motto.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

okay, so let's end the trolling movement with some buttfucking or what?

 

[random_phil]

I wouldn't say I'm trolling, just explaining the reasoning behind such movements.

Yes I am taking the piss, but that's just my nature.

 

[~metal_maiden~]

 

[Aecliptica]

*bends over*

 

[-Gavin-]

Dude man i dont wanna be against anyone here so, we cool?

 

[-Gavin-]

^ was at phil.

 

[random_phil]

Hey, I'm cooler than being cool. I'm ice-cold.

Now, to the business in hand, who wants my ass first?

 

[Ralf]

So can we love each other instead of hating??? If so than DROP YOUR PANTS!!! MULTIORGASMIC SUPERHERO IS READY FOR ACTION!!!!