The Clone Wars

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

You wouldn't be. And trust me, I've seen pics of some fat leias.

 

[Liverslapper]

My fear is that at a convention I'd be the "fat Leia" because most of the girls actually have no meat on them, so by comparison I'd be large. lamesauce... I KNOW.

Your just being insecure, your not drunk enough! lol

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Believe me steve, I'm plenty intoxicated. Me and Dave tried to ninja jump our friends or something.
Also, when I get money to build/buy a good leia outfit, I'll make one.
I also want to becomine a part of the 501st as a cloen trooper.

 

[Captain Beard]

I didn't know you were a self-deprecating drunk. Stop that. Happy drunks are more fun.

Cloen trooper?

Clown trooper? With big red noses and huge shoes?! I hope their horns shoot lasers! And their little cars can fly through space!

 

[Jace_Mereel]

NOOOOOO IAHTE CLOESN!

I'm a clone. ANd happy drunk who hates the backspace button.
HAPPY

 

[Captain Beard]

No, THIS guy is happy.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I look like that. But instead of question marks,I'm covered in that little swish marks spanards use over the N.

 

[Captain Beard]

...the hell are you wearing?

How much did you DRINK?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

STAR WARS.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

LMAO.
I'm actually wearing a tye-dye shirt and sky blue shorts. I'ma going tah bed soon.

 

[Captain Beard]

STAR WARS.

with clowns!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

She's going to bed with clowns? Naughty! And a little strange.

 

[Captain Beard]

The bed will be melodious with poo-poo cushions all night long.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

What?!

 

[Captain Beard]

You didn't know clowns booby-trapped your bed with those rubber fart bags? You really ARE drunk.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I HATE CLOWNS

whoopy cushions, not so much.

 

[Captain Beard]

I now know how to terrify you... my ninjas will dress as clowns and mimes, building an invisible box around you, them tormenting you with balloon animals, pies, bad tricks, and tiny cars.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Mimes, I'm cool with. Clowns... ick
But this is about Star Wars. So I'm going to bed with happy thoughts of Qui-Gon in mah head. Mmmmm.....

 

[Captain Beard]

HE'S WEARING A RAINBOW WIG AND MAKEUP!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

It's actually his day job. Jedi don't make much money.