The Clone Wars

[Lord Foul]

Last night I didn't sleep, I totally entered a Jedi trance. Well, something like that because I was reading a SW novel for 12 straight hours.

I don't believe I've ever seen a Star Wars novel that looked like it had 12 hours worth of reading in it.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I'm a slow reader. It could have been shorter than that... but it was an impressive amount of time. I wanna say I was reading it from 12:00am until 9:30am

 

[Undefined]

You guys are kinda sorta spiralling out of control. I love you, and I love Star Wars but yeah...

 

[Jace_Mereel]

You shut your dirty mouth.
I'll draw the line when I'm broke and can't distinguish between reality and my duty to the Order.

 

[Undefined]

Sounds like you're only a few months away from that And I'm scared for Max! I remember he once said he didn't know whether he was in his apartment or on a Star Destroyer I know he was kidding but still, at this rate that could become a reality someday!

But on the plus side, once Max goes insane I will take his comics and then I will become the resident king SW nerd. It will be much like how the Sith operate, the master gains absolute power and then his pupil strikes him down and takes his place.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I've realized that being a jedi in the New Jedi Order under Luke Skywalker wouldn't be too bad. They're allowed to marry, so i can only assume they alright with doing it like they do on the discovery channel. And they don't seem so strict about what you do and keeping your emotions all pent up inside, which is shown in every chapter that Jaina Solo is in LotF where she has a hissy fit.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

But on the plus side, once Max goes insane I will take his comics and then I will become the resident king SW nerd. It will be much like how the Sith operate, the master gains absolute power and then his pupil strikes him down and takes his place.

Who says I'll let you take his comics?

And my family/friends have been waiting for the day I lose it since middle school. So much for a "phase".

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

It will be much like how the Sith operate, the master gains absolute power and then his pupil strikes him down and takes his place.

Maybe when your post count reaches mine you will challenge me to one-on-one internet combat.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Who says I'll let you take his comics?

And my family/friends have been waiting for the day I lose it since middle school. So much for a "phase".

On the bright side, if there's a fun way to lose grip on reality, this is it. I mean, would you rather go through life thinking you are a Jedi Master or that the Government is out to get you?

 

[Undefined]

Till then I will lay silent in wait, being your puppet until I learn enough from you to be able to overcome your powers.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

On the bright side, if there's a fun way to lose grip on reality, this is it. I mean, would you rather go through life thinking you are a Jedi Master or that the Government is out to get you?

GIANT DOT.

 

[Undefined]

On the bright side, if there's a fun way to lose grip on reality, this is it. I mean, would you rather go through life thinking you are a Jedi Master or that the Government is out to get you?

I might fucking quote this. Truer words have never been spoken!

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I've realized that being a jedi in the New Jedi Order under Luke Skywalker wouldn't be too bad.

If you read the Jedi Code on wookipedia, it makes a lot more sense. I never though it was to make the Jedi into "drones" as I think Bane put it.

Jedi Code

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Till then I will lay silent in wait, being your puppet until I learn enough from you to be able to overcome your powers.

lol goddamn the Sith are so entertaining.

Here's a thought:
What if Darth Maul hadn't stared at Obi-wan like a deer at headlights whilst he was being cut in twain, survived, and remained Sidious' apprentice. Eventually you'd have Emperor Maul

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I doubt Maul would ever be able take out Palpatine. After all, Vader had stayed his apprentice for all the time.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

He would of had to eventually, Rule of Two!

 

[Jace_Mereel]

An interesting What-If experiment.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I'm sigged!

 

[Calamitas1786]

Welcome to the club.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Sweet, I'm a club member, too!