The crying Virgin thread

[Carcassian]

For all you fucking navel-gazing pricks to whine about your girlfriend / boyfriend or that you can't get a girlfriend / boyfriend / domestic animal. Whine away to your hearts content! Please collect your weakling tears in a glass vial - I aim to collect enought to fill an olympic swimming pool.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

1st post in epic thread

 

[The Ozzman]

1st post in another thread that will become about me

FYP

 

[DarkBliss]

davetracked

 

[The Ozzman]

Someone should make a picture of Dave flexing (looking like an ape) and put the words DAVETRACKED! in the picture and when he starts derailing, people should post it.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

For all you fucking navel-gazing pricks to whine that you can't get a domestic animal.

(no beastiality)

 

[genocide roach]

1st post in epic thread

its only fitting that you be the first reply
~gR~

 

[Blue_Jay]

I have this really really hot gf. I love her a lot, she's very awesome, but ummmmm but I like another girl to this is hard . I like a Sarah girl also *sigh*, we seem better fit for each other cause of how alike we are but w/e I'm just ranting. Move along fellow weirdos.

 

[Belligerent]

Someone should make a picture of Dave flexing (looking like an ape) and put the words DAVETRACKED! in the picture and when he starts derailing, people should post it.

The best idea ever stated on UM.

 

[Alongside Death]

I like porn.

 

[Hubster]

For all you fucking navel-gazing pricks to whine about your girlfriend / boyfriend or that you can't get a girlfriend / boyfriend / domestic animal. Whine away to your hearts content! Please collect your weakling tears in a glass vial - I aim to collect enought to fill an olympic swimming pool.

I fucking reckon dude! wtf is it with all the boys in here who can't find chicks to pash? Fucking hell man! Are they missing a gene?

 

[Blue_Jay]

I always have a gf because I'm really popular with the girls for God knows why.

I like porn.

Calm down cause so do I.

I have a gf and I still like porn.

Don't worry about it, it'll probably make you love her more haha.

 

[Alongside Death]

I have a gf and I still like porn.

 

[Belligerent]

I like porn.

Mods closed my subtle attempt to make another porn thread. I dont see the problem w/ talking about porn at all, they are probably worried about teen porn. Which nobody here watches that, right?

 

[Hubster]

** cough ** Mort Devine ** cough **

 

[Alongside Death]

Nobody, but what is the purpose of creating a porn thread on ultimate metal forum?

 

[Belligerent]

Nobody, but what is the purpose of creating a porn thread on ultimate metal forum?

Exchanging flavors of the month...recommendations...best boobjobs...best box...best ass...best anal...best threesomes...
me being a horny dude...
I dunno, need any other reasons

 

[Alongside Death]

Porn is for watching not talking about it.

 

[Belligerent]

^Suit yourself. I discuss and exchange 4 hour porns all the time w/ buddies. That way you dont have to buy as many. You can call me the smart smut shopper.

 

[Alongside Death]

I talk about porn too but mainly it is about watching. If I talk about porn I laugh at throatfucked girls because they are chocking and even puking.