The crying Virgin thread

[cookiecutter]

I came into this thread expecting some sort of video, Carcassian. I feel a little let down.

 

[Belligerent]

at Maggot:
Your not watching enough Jeneveve Jolie.

 

[Alongside Death]

at Maggot:
Your not watching enough Jeneveve Jolie.

Fuck yeah I watch her! Aurora Jolie has the best ass ever!

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

The lady im into is on holiday in Malta, I miss her.

 

[genocide roach]

why is bluejay giving advice?
~gR~

 

[Belligerent]

Fuck yeah I watch her! Aurora Jolie has the best ass ever!

See now you DO want a porn thread.
btw Jeneveve Jolie has the most perfect,tan,veluptuous latino dumper Ive ever laid eyes on!

 

[Alongside Death]

Tera Patrick is better IMO.

 

[cookiecutter]

why is bluejay giving advice?
~gR~

Jesus gave him tips on how to pick up chicks

 

[genocide roach]

Jesus gave him tips on how to pick up chicks

whats the point of "picking up chics" if youre gonna wait until marriage to have sex?
~gR~

 

[cookiecutter]

Jesus works in mysterious ways

 

[The Ozzman]

Blue Jay picks up girls and then convinces them of the way of Jesus.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Your wonderful mod is not a virgin. So you can rest assured.

 

[genocide roach]

rest assured in what?
~gR~

 

[cookiecutter]

Your wonderful mod is not a virgin. So you can rest assured.

I was kind of worried because I know virgins are inferior people.

 

[Matt]

I was kind of worried because I know virgins are inferior people.

hah

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

To a lot of guys at the age we are at, that is actually very much a real implication!

 

[Mort Divine]

** cough ** Mort Devine ** cough **

Hey man, I'm not crying anymore

 

[rfe]

Blue Jay picks up girls and then convinces them of the way of Jesus.

He likes to convince bands, too...

 

[cookiecutter]

To a lot of guys at the age we are at, that is actually very much a real implication!

If only Susperia would respond to my advances! I would not be such utterly worthless scum.

 

[Hatebreeder]

I recently met a girl through my best friend who is probably the most perfect woman I have ever encountered. She fits basically every vague requirement I have for a girlfriend AND she is a huge metalhead. We are both interested in each other and my friend is set on getting us together. I am very happy.