The crying Virgin thread
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Rabid Headbanger
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I recently met a girl through my best friend who is probably the most perfect woman I have ever encountered. She fits basically every vague requirement I have for a girlfriend AND she is a huge metalhead. We are both interested in each other and my friend is set on getting us together. I am very happy.
Play some manowar to get her into the mood.
Nothing says "let's fuck" like Hail To England.
/sarcasm
The Ozzman
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I recently met a girl through my best friend who is probably the most perfect woman I have ever encountered. She fits basically every vague requirement I have for a girlfriend AND she is a huge metalhead. We are both interested in each other and my friend is set on getting us together. I am very happy.
1) Pics ASAP
2) You are a lucky man. Not many girls here can fit that description
Hatebreeder
Pizzicato Heartstrings
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Ask her out, so us crying Virgins can live vicariously through you
Ask her out, so us crying Virgins can live vicariously through you
V.V.V.V.V.
Houses Ov Mercury
My girlfriend likes shit music but she is awesome anyway.
For instance, I linked her to an album earlier (Choronzon's Era Vulgaris) and said I wished I had enough money in my Paypal to get it, and she ordered it for me.
For instance, I linked her to an album earlier (Choronzon's Era Vulgaris) and said I wished I had enough money in my Paypal to get it, and she ordered it for me.
Hatebreeder
Pizzicato Heartstrings
Death Aflame
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Blue_Jay
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Omg you guys are funny. I love you guys secretly and umm I'm giving out advice because I'm sure it's the truth. Y'all are also right, Jesus has changed me, I've had better luck with girls ever since I bought Jesus into my life. Some of the smartest posts I have seen thus far, there just isn't much else to say except if y'all want a good life of marriage, THEN FIND JESUS! That's actually what I learned at church today
See y'all later, PeaCe OuT!!! I'm so glad y'all are changingI thought you were hot cause of your stonecold biceps, how come your a virgin?
supseudonymous
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With this statement Blue_Jay has officially conversed with it. Now everyone who committed to that vow must refrain from conversing with Blue_Jay.
"shun Big Gayve and all those who converse with him"
I was a loser for the majority of my life, severe self - esteem issues for many years. Finally getting over those, finally learning how to properly interact with females. The virgin "problem" should be over within 4 or 5 months here.
Check your PM to see girl that I may be going out with soon here.
King Richard
Hello there
Blue_Jay
New Metal Member
goddamn it
girl I was supposed to go to the cubs game with that gorgeous volleyball player on tuesday but she has volleyball practice on tuesdays
noooooooo
girl I was supposed to go to the cubs game with that gorgeous volleyball player on tuesday but she has volleyball practice on tuesdays
noooooooo
CaGeD iN
Wandering on Ypres Rd.
im supposed to get hooked up a really hot chick with a perfect figure and huge boobs. Unfortunately i havent met her yet, but yeah. until then, porno will have to do, the chicks on there are plenty hot.
with my luck she is going to be fat and ugly
with my luck she is going to be fat and ugly
Blue_Jay
New Metal Member
goddamn it
girl I was supposed to go to the cubs game with that gorgeous volleyball player on tuesday but she has volleyball practice on tuesdays
noooooooo
Haha I know, but I posted to remind you to not say the lord's name in vein k?
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