The crying Virgin thread

[Hell Awaits Us All]

You're walking past the wrong guys.

yea they're probably gay anyways

 

[Mort Divine]

you are a disgrace to the grand art of flirting

SUBTLETY IS THE FUCKING KEY.

 

[A8]

^word.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

you are a disgrace to the grand art of flirting

SUBTLETY IS THE FUCKING KEY.

show me how to do it

I am fucking horrible at it naturally

 

[cookiecutter]

HEY HBM WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?!

(am I doing it right?)

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

My favourite line to use is "Nice shoes... wanna fuck?"

I'm lonely quite a bit.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

HEY HBM WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?!

(am I doing it right?)

I thought it was worth a try, HBM Lives 20,00000000000000000000 miles away from me so I don't really care anyways.

 

[A8]

HEY HBM WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?!

(am I doing it right?)

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

can we have a massive "let's show dave how to be decent with women" thread?

 

[A8]

^TIP 1: Don't under any circumstances EVER write Holla at you boi on myspace again:zombie:

thats the only wisdom i shall bestow upon you

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

David. You must understand. You're not charming. We are.

Why? The list is infinite. Examples include: we don't pose topless in front of mirrors with cameras, we don't talk about our "traps", we don't talk about living with our rich parents, we don't talk about half naked sweaty men trying to look good for one another, we don't go on musical fad sprees, we don't makes dicks of ourselves, we don't annoy the board to no end..

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

David. You must understand. You're not charming. We are.

Why? The list is infinite. Examples include: we don't pose topless in front of mirrors with cameras, we don't take about our "traps", we don't talk about living with our rich parents, we don't talk about half naked sweaty men trying to look good for one another, we don't go on musical fad sprees, we don't makes dicks of ourselves, we don't annoy the board to no end..

I don't do any of those things in real life.

^TIP 1: Don't under any circumstances EVER write Holla at you boi on myspace again:zombie:

thats the only wisdom i shall bestow upon you

LOL I thought it would be pretty funny

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Anyways, dave is on my ignore list, but I couldn't hold in teh truths any longer.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

can somebody please show me how to be flirty/funny with women

I figure that is really the only thing left for me to be decent with women.

 

[skeptik]

highbulletmind, where the fuck in New Jersey do you live? I've lived in New Jersey for 20 years and I've never seen you before, so I suspect that you're lying.

 

[skeptik]

can somebody please show me how to be flirty/funny with women

I figure that is really the only thing left for me to be decent with women.

Your best bet is to get cancer and bank on sympathy points.

"Hey baby, I have cancer."

 

[A8]

highbulletmind, where the fuck in New Jersey do you live? I've lived in New Jersey for 20 years and I've never seen you before, so I suspect that you're lying.

im lying?
if i was lying then i wouldnt experiance the horrors on living and going to school in goddamn bergen county every fucking day

 

[skeptik]

lol bergen county holy shit

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

I am going to a shitload of college parties over the next week, so we'll see how that goes

I bet I'll be looking back at these moments 6 - 8 years from now (when I am fucking borderline supermodels/pornstars) and just laugh.

 

[A8]

yea, i know
im surrounded by a sea of blondeness and coke whores who habit is supported by their fathers millions in inheritence money

edit- postjumped