The crying Virgin thread

[skeptik]

Nice. Sex after the show then? Before? Your call.

























































During? That would be something.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

During? That would be something.

 

[Mort Divine]

David. You must understand. You're not charming. We are.

Why? The list is infinite. Examples include: we don't pose topless in front of mirrors with cameras, we don't talk about our "traps", we don't talk about living with our rich parents, we don't talk about half naked sweaty men trying to look good for one another, we don't go on musical fad sprees, we don't makes dicks of ourselves, we don't annoy the board to no end..

don't refer to him as David, that throws me off as I go by that haha.

 

[skeptik]

David, have you consulted your Asatru gods for the great wisdom that led to you posting that?

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

hey I think I found the solution to my problem!

I am going on every PUA site I can find, try to find various PUAs in chicago, hang out with them and they can show me how this shit is done in person.

 

[skeptik]

http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/the_pick_up_artist/series.jhtml

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

thankfully I am not quite as huge of losers as those guys are...

goddamn it, this PUA community is so small

I have found like 1 message board with only so few people

 

[skeptik]

I disagree.

 

[Mort Divine]

David, have you consulted your Asatru gods for the great wisdom that led to you posting that?

I realized the general stupidity in all of that, simple infatuation with a culture I have no real connection to in this day and age.

 

[A8]

dave i dont get why its so hard for you to find a girl
first off stop thinking about it 24/7, and stop posting about it, it makes your desperation to have a gf seem pathetic (no offense)

secondly if your trying to hook up with sluts let me just tell you its much harder to do that. Sluts play hard to get and most of the time are cocky about their looks,like to play games, etc. You will have more success by going out with someone who is a bit more down to earth and real. If you find a nice girl she will be good to you and also sleep with you.

The way that you accomplish this is not by using corny and terribly unoriginal pickup lines. THats pathetic. you dont need to seek help in other places. Just go up to these girls and be honest. Honesty is key to a lot of girls and if they think your honest right off the bat then your golden. Just tell them, "Look im not going to try and dazzle you with a corny line, but i saw you and you were very pretty/blah/whatever and i wanted to know if i could buy you a drink"


thats all it fucking takes
now i shall never respond to another relationship question again

 

[The Ozzman]

I like telling corny jokes

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

LOL stop with this loser nonsense. I excel in nearly everything across the board...

 

[A8]

^corny jokes are different than corny pick up lines

"Are you tired?....because you've been running through my mind all day." type stuff lol

 

[zabu of nΩd]

thats all it fucking takes

Finally, the great infallible formula for girl success has been revealed. All hail the prophet.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

^corny jokes are different than corny pick up lines

"Are you tired?....because you've been running through my mind all day." type stuff lol

My personal favorite is still "Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?"

 

[A8]

sarcasm

 

[A8]

My personal favorite is still "Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?"

lol funny thing is if you were after a really really dumb chick she would probably not know what that is or sniff the rag

 

[The Ozzman]

It's hard to tell if Dave is actually being serious or is just being a troll to fuck with us...

 

[skeptik]

Dave, stop being a twat.

And yes, I deleted your post. It was making me nauseous.

Get the fuck over yourself you worthless piece of shit. You're nowhere near as good as you think you are, and from a personal relations standpoint, you're a horrible person.

 

[King Richard]

I see you are biting in yet again.

I, King Richard, swear to uphold my vow to shun Big Gayve and all those who converse with him for the betterment of GMD and humanity.




it's that simple people