The Daily Camera/ Mirror picture

[dreaming neon darkspot]

hahaha that peasant-blouse picture is getting way better feedback than i thought. i could find a long black skirt or something and look totally wench-like!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Laura..... hi

Second: that white top is actually cute and can look awesome with black pants and a cute black jacket.
oooh can I dress you??? can I ?

Third: love the new phisique

you're talking about the polka-dotted shirt, right?

and yeah, i can actually kinda see some results from going to the gym

 

[JenniferGentle]

I don't think I've seen your tummy pre gym Laura, but it definitely looks quite sexy it's really cute. haha my tummy has a nasty scar. ::sniffs::

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Scars are hot.

 

[Lunar Still]

Especially disfiguring ones.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

especially on cripples.

 

[Lunar Still]

Especially if they're Third World land mine victims.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

or old asian ladies who had their feet bound.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

especially on cripples.

My friends dad is crippled. But the guys a complete douche. We call him wheel chair dad.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i read your first sentence and felt like a douche. and then i read "wheelchair dad" and lol'd irl.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

His moms name is "Anis" so we call her Ms. Anus.

One time we were chilling on the corner posted up like a mail box and this girl my jew-bag friend used to torment in 3rd grade went by on a bicylce and said "STUPID KIKE" and threw toilter paper on him. So then we went to wheel chair dads house and Ms.Anus answered the door and yelled at him "and only him, not me and my other friend for some reason" I WANT YOU TO STOP CALLING ME MS ANUS YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE or something

 

[JenniferGentle]

hahaahahaha

 

[JenniferGentle]

Oh my god- I don't really give a shit about postcount or anything like that but I just noticed I have surpassed 1,000 probably from being on here quite a bit since I've been sick, ha! WHAT NOW!?

Oh wells.

Btw thanks Laura and someone else for the movie recommendation I will check it out

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Your post cock is now an inch long. Like those really fat guys whos stomachs are bulging out which causes their post cocks to retract.

 

[JenniferGentle]

Postchode.

 

[Lunar Still]

Postchode.

Spirit rep.

 

[El Stormo]

My friends dad is crippled. But the guys a complete douche. We call him wheel chair dad.

If he shakes your hand, do you also say, "Oh, don't get up"?

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

No but I am now!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[El Stormo]

And then, with a kick, send him rollin' down the stairs for great justice, while chanting:

"Dey see me rollin', dey hatin', patrollin', dey wanna catch me ridin' dirty!"

 

[Lunar Still]

<Is reminded of Chapelle's Show.

*blows up a comedy club and kicks a baby*