Bah. My hair sucks. I have to wash it, use a conditioning mask in the shower and keep it on for 10 minutes, wash it out, slather it with Biosilk or whatever anti frizz detangling crap I have around, spend at least 30 minutes combing it out, let it air dry for about half an hour to an hour, spend 25 minutes blow drying it or air dry it over night, then flat iron it. Then, and only then, does it look normal. If I'm super lazy, I'll comb it out, fix it in braids and air dry it over night.
It's so long now that it gets caught in my butt crack in the shower. I think that means I need to cut it.