oh.... you mean other kind of dirty... ok, I get it now ....
Jew Jitszu
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Here's a picture of me in a suit.
Notice how flawlessly tailored it is, fitting like a glove.
The bottom cuff should barely touch the top of the bottom part of the shoe, and when you sit down it should raise enough in order to see your socks, WHICH IS PRECISELY WHY YOU DON'T WEAR WHITE SOCKS IN NICE PANTS. Every time I see some douchebag who looks like he can't dress himself properly, these two things are usually the first signs of someone out of their element: pants bunched up around the ankles and white socks. Ugh.
It sounds like a bunch of fashion victim bullshit but it couldn't be further from the truth. It's proper dress etiquette, much like how you eat at the table. Napkin in your lap, left hand in your lap, use your knife only to cut each bite you eat, then put down the knife, change hands with the fork, eat, then start the process all over again.
I'm sorry, what? You're saying you should transfer your fork to your right hand when you eat? And that's proper etiquette? Eating with your right hand? I'm not an etiquette expert, far from it, but that doesn't sound right.It sounds like a bunch of fashion victim bullshit but it couldn't be further from the truth. It's proper dress etiquette, much like how you eat at the table. Napkin in your lap, left hand in your lap, use your knife only to cut each bite you eat, then put down the knife, change hands with the fork, eat, then start the process all over again.
"Whatever else is deemed fair", huh? Nice try, buddyI'll pay you in alcohol or whatever else is deemed fair.