The DoD Cover Revealed

It's by far Maiden's worst cover, but it's, in hindsight, not that BAD. It's not great either, but it's not a steaming pile of shit, IMO. I do hope they make another cover, but if not, i won't get all pissy for a damn cover. It's really the music that matters really. sure, cool covers are a nice bonus, but not essential, ya know what i mean?
 
OK when does the album come out?

What say I do up a peice of Eddie art...similar concept...Eddie on a dance floor dressed like a reaper...all fucked up dancers around him...we send it to Rod with a letter saying..."I want no money for this...you have the entire rights to this peice of artwork, and you can even leave my name out of the credits for the album...just please god...PLEASE just change the cover!"

Think that would work?

Anyway...I read on the DT board that someone read or heard that as the release date gets closer, all of the fucked up CG figures will come off and reveal the actual cover with Eddie and something about some hooded guys in the background you can kinda see. That would be ok I guess.

But as it is now...Definatley does not equal :rock:
 
Get rid of Giraffe Girl. I could almost accept it without her, even if the rest of it is shithouse too. Bad as it is, if they got rid of that thing with the neck, it would actually be better. Not much better, mind you, but better.
 
Thats the disturbing part...someone has sat down in poser for like 2 minutes and cranked out all these really dumb figures...slapped it onto an otherwise cool painting of eddie...and gone...bonza...finished.

Taken that peice of artwork to someone else who has gone...whoa...awesome work...thats the cover right there. There obviously has been a concensus about it and it wasnt challenged...and its been fully approved.

Lets bask again in what this could have looked like yeah?

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The Eddie alone one is AWESOME.

Although, after much consideration, I've decided that the official one is the... BEST COVER EVER.

Imagine seeing that in a CD Shop? Fuck you'd piss yourself, its that funny and awesome. :D
 
Maybe, just maybe, this is the reason. OK, the album's called DANCE of Death, yeah? Yeah. The way Eddie's posed, it looks like he's asking you to dance, yeah? Yeah. Now, I think it would be fairly fair to say that the majority of people who might buy this album are male. That's right, MALE.

Maybe Eddie asking another man to dance makes Eddie look a little...fruity. Eddie asking another man to come and join in an ORGY, on the other hand....
 
Iron Maiden is not Dance Music...

where's the connection?

Dance of Death ? DANCE ?

what about:

Hammer of Death
Flame of Death
Ship of Death
Passage of Death
<insert verb> of Death

DANCE ??? wtf
 
Mark said:
Well, I've had it personally confirmed that it IS indeed the real cover.

Oh dear.

Look Mark, this isnt funny, if you are in on the joke just tell us ok?
 
phlogiston said:
Maybe, just maybe, this is the reason. OK, the album's called DANCE of Death, yeah? Yeah. The way Eddie's posed, it looks like he's asking you to dance, yeah? Yeah. Now, I think it would be fairly fair to say that the majority of people who might buy this album are male. That's right, MALE.

Maybe Eddie asking another man to dance makes Eddie look a little...fruity. Eddie asking another man to come and join in an ORGY, on the other hand....

I thought it was Eddie posing as the grim reaper saying "your time has come, come with me" or whatever, you know, cos you are dead and all...

I like Saltys version best :rock:
 
Sydo said:
I think it's a good concept, executed with very little skill or thought.

I agree. I don't think the cover is that bad like everyone is saying. It's just not done very well, with little skill like Sydo said, and looks amateurish.

And there is no way the St Anger cover is better though. I still think its better than ALOT of other album covers.

But yeah its one of Maiden's worst (I wouldn't go as far as to say its worse than Virtual XI, and Fear of The Dark isn't much better either). The main reason its a disappointment is because you expect so much from a Maiden cover. Its not that bad overall, just for Maiden its way below standards when you compare it to covers like Killers, The Number Of The Beast, No Prayer For The Dying, Somewhere In time, Live After Death, etc.