The Falco Comp Series: Bringing Music That Doesn't Suck to Nevermore Dorks Since Now

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Yes. He has an image of himself tattooed on his penis and he speaks in the third person.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Do Enslaved's lyrics involve Satan?

Are you trying to tell me black metal is based on Satan? Or that lyrics determine a bands genre?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Are you trying to tell me black metal is based on Satan? Or that lyrics determine a bands genre?

YES. YES I AM. TAKE IT FROM A SUPERIOR.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

But lyrics do not determine a band's genre. BECAUSE MOST GENRES ARE NOT AS FUCKING ABSURD AS METAL.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Absurd like getting french fries when you could just get curly fries.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I hate onions and love potatoes.

But I will be destroyed before I willingly choose ANY frie/fry? over an onion ring.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Until you try the onion rings at IHOP, for they are satan incarnate and god awful at best.
Though in 99% of fooderies, you're safe.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Imagine if there were only two fooderies and IHOP was one of them... and then someone said 99%... boy, that would be a stupid person!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

If they said 50%, I'd deem them almost as stupid. I mean, just say half.

 

[metalkingdom]

This thread actually creeped me out because for some reason I've been humming Der Kommissar in my head for the past day or so.

Don't turn around, uh-oh...

That shit rocks.

 

[Chromatose]

Der Kommissar's in town! OH OHHHHH

honestly that's all I know of the song, I haven't heard it in years.

It's just that bit over and over and over

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Nah, it fits in quite neatly between Aghast and Puissance.

actually I haven't heard Puissance, but that would have been probably any real objection towards my statement.


Anyway, that comp could use less metal-related "dark art" and more stuff from completely outside of the sphere of metalness. I'm sure that everyone else can probably figure out stuff like Lord Wind and Ildjarn - Nidhogg on their own once they made their way through Graveland and Ildjarn.

That said, I doubt most of these people are interested. They're called "Nevermorons" for a reason.

 

[Chromatose]

Actually if you read his other threads on the other forums, he hates anything that isn't metal

 

[MajestikMøøse]

hahahahaha

 

[Planetary Eulogy]

actually I haven't heard Puissance, but that would have been probably any real objection towards my statement.


Anyway, that comp could use less metal-related "dark art" and more stuff from completely outside of the sphere of metalness. I'm sure that everyone else can probably figure out stuff like Lord Wind and Ildjarn - Nidhogg on their own once they made their way through Graveland and Ildjarn.

That said, I doubt most of these people are interested. They're called "Nevermorons" for a reason.

It's more of a case of 'you've got to start somewhere' than anything else. Plus, it's a hook for metal fans.

And there's the convenience aspect. Most straight ambient/dark ambient tends to come in rather large chunks. It's hard to make a compilation of 27 minute pieces...

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Go listen to some Herbst9 plz.

 

[Keith!]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=252425

Yeah, hes trying it out everywhere, but failing.

Check the link out for some serious ownage, 7 pages and counting.

 

[Planetary Eulogy]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=252425

Yeah, hes trying it out everywhere, but failing.

Check the link out for some serious ownage, 7 pages and counting.

Yup, seven pages of Blowpeth fans getting tooled left and right...

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Brighter Death Now?
Ordo (Rosarius) Equilibrio?
Megaptera?
In Slaughter Natives?
Coil?
Nurse With Wound?
Ophir/Wappenbund?
Sophia?
Karjalan Sissit?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

of course this thread doesn't apply to me, I don't really like Nevermore that much at all.