The first LETHAL interview with Hell Mike Motörbike

[Erik]

I didn't even know he had done this.

http://site.voila.fr/NIHILISTIC/Interviews/beerlethal.htm

It's the BEER METAL SPECIAL.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

1. Hello ! How do you do? Before all I'll ask you to drink a couple of beers (if possible a pack of beer) before answering this interview! Once you are ready, thanks to the spread the voice of the golden BEER!

COMEDY GOLD

EDIT

I don’t need such wimpness myself, BEER is the enhancer of my mind! That stuff is for reggae, not THRASH METAL TERRORISTS!

 

[MFJ]

wow, that fucking rules.

"The LETHAL Armada sails on oceans of beer !" x10

 

[NAD]

I'm already laughing and I haven't even clicked the link yet. This is gonna rule.

Haha I like how excited the interviewer is, "do you like BEER?! HUH?!?!"

ERIK BLODYX DEVASTRUKTOR hahahahaha

 

[MFJ]

holy crap, the entire interview is "BEER FUCKING RUELS AND IF YUO DONT LIEK BEER IM GOING TO PISS BEER ON YOUR BEEF FACE BEEER"

 

[MajestikMøøse]

17. Do you think happy sounding and gay "Metal bands" like CRADLE OF FILTH drink beer???

No. They drink red wine, wear silly hats and read poetry.


ahahahahahhahahaha

 

[lurch70]

i am so damn proud of footbalm

 

[Hell Mike]

aww, thanks fellas

 

[MFJ]

if i had some sort of medal... I would give it to you.

 

[NAD]

 

[MFJ]

that will do just as well.

 

[Nate The Great]

footbalm

 

[NAD]

That's all I can think when I see fotomtlmb! My brain registers FOOTBALM. RedidlsskilCAL.bk is more obscure though, when I saw Doomciciidfier's misssssssspelling of that I damn near died.

In summary, fuck spelling.

 

[MFJ]

So, a dyslexic guy walks into a bra.


LOLZ

 

[lurch70]

So, a dyslexic guy walks into a bra.


LOLZ

lol

 

[NAD]

I'm going to steal that joke and use it in the context of hilarious outcome.

-aka-

lolz

 

[MFJ]

thank you, thank you... i'm here on tuesdays. try the salmon, its to die for!

 

[Demonspell]

Best question/rant ever posed in a metal interview:

Some bands playing kinds of music like Doom, sludge, stoner or drown claim to be INTO THE BEER! While on one hand one could find in their music the decomposing side of the hot hops emerging from the mighty golden liquid and materializing as a very cool tastes in your mouth, on the other hand they do not have the energy of the mighty BEER!! This mighty energy of metal that explodes and crushes everything on its path!! So what kind of berzerk is that? Should we menace them all and ask them to stop using the mighty BEER SYMBOL OF DEATH? Should we threat them to death since they aren't real BEER METAL maniacs? Tell us what your BEER thinks about it! Uh!!

 

[Demilich]

That's shit's a serious best interview of 2005 contender!

FUCKIN gold!

 

[Krilons Resa]

WTF!?!