The Free Food for Thought Fireplace Talkshow

[Carpe Mortem]

Seriously. I get asked where I'm from a lot, guess all the blacks rubbed off on me over the years or somethin because I've never lived in the south. Any ideas for what to say next time I'm asked for the thousandth time?

 

[Onder]

Would you record yourself reading an erotic story for me? A short one, just to put me to sleep.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Nahhhh, dude.... nahhhhhhhh

 

[monoxide_child]

so my girlfriend's chef got totally hammered and started screaming at the neighbors in the courtyard of the complex, and my girlfriend got a 30-day notice

so now, we're going to end up with, me, my girlfriend, my girlfriend's gay brother, my girlfriend's chef, and the 2 guys that are banging the chef are all going to be living together in 2 weeks

this is going to be awkward

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

I want @Terasophe to read this thread
The entire thing

This is what the place used to look like before you got here

 

[Sophii]

This thread belongs in a deep web archive or some shit.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

This pops up when you google "fireplace talkshow"

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

This thread belongs in a deep web archive or some shit.

Oh shit
Now I'm imagining people who aren't even born yet discovering this thread 20 years from now
Roflmao

 

[The Ozzman]

This thread belongs in a deep web archive or some shit.

No. it belonged in obscurity until your retarded ass fucking bumped it.

 

[CiG]

No. it belonged in obscurity until your retarded ass fucking bumped it.

He didn't bump it retard, Blurry did.

 

[The Ozzman]

He didn't bump it retard, Blurry did.

I have him on ignore so I didn't see that he bumped it retard

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Everyone's real mad you're dragging out their behavior from 5 years ago. Including myself. Why the fuck was I randomly talking about my accent? My god how embarrassing, to randomly post shit in random threads and look like an idiot, sure would hate to still be that way.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Everyone's real mad you're dragging out their behavior from 5 years ago. Sure would hate to still be that way.

You implying that everyone changed their behavior??
Or was it just you that changed your posting style??

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

My god how embarrassing, to randomly post shit in random threads and look like an idiot, sure would hate to still be that way.

Everyone posting random crap in random threads is how the Nevermore forum posted 15 years ago

 

[CiG]

I have him on ignore so I didn't see that he bumped it retard

That doesn't make me a retard, you're operating on faulty information because the ignore function sucks. Knowing that you should be more hesitant to jump on someone. Retarded cunt.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

the ignore function sucks.

sucks so bad that only a mere 3 people are actually using it

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

is EVERYone mad about this thread getting re-opened or is it really just @Carpe Mortem and ozzman??
also
this was actually @TechnicalBarbarity at fault here
he suggested that i type here because he was surprized and pissed when i started posting in the shitposting thread

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@Grim reaper corvette
maybe you should read and post in this this thread
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