The Free Food for Thought Fireplace Talkshow

[Einherjar86]

i get my money at midnight when thursday night turns into friday morning

Please explain more about how this works.

 

[monoxide_child]

well
my friend checked into it
and the office-renting thing will be too expensive, but only just barely, and only because they want the last month's rent upfront

so i'm prolly gonna end up splitting rent with my other friend (who has a disability check) and i'll prolly end up living here http://local.yahoo.com/info-30897265-carousel-motel-garland for a month or so

 

[monoxide_child]

Please explain more about how this works.

not sure if you're being sarcastic or not

my money is on one of these cards http://www.usdirectexpress.com/edcfdtclient/index.html# and my money will come early because the 1st is on a Sunday

 

[monoxide_child]

You're my best friend.

 

[Onder]

Will you try to rob the gold and diamonds store that's right next to it? I will manage you asperger guys and give you instructions so you don't fuck up and you then send me one third of the earnings.

 

[monoxide_child]

yeah
that's the place

 

[Onder]

I see such motels in American movies. They all look the same.

 

[monoxide_child]

I see such motels in American movies. They all look the same.

american movies tend to recycle their "on location" spots

you might actually be looking at the exact same motel over and over again

 

[Onder]

american movies tend to recycle their "on location" spots

you might actually be looking at the exact same motel over and over again

Nah. What about women monoxide, any fucking lately?

 

[monoxide_child]

What about women monoxide, any fucking lately?

there's this one girl i'm making out with every time i see her
but i don't know if fucking her is such a good idea
cuz i just realized that we don't know each other's names

 

[Onder]

there's this one girl i'm making out with every time i see her
but i don't know if fucking her is such a good idea
cuz i just realized that we don't know each other's names

Ugly methhead?

 

[monoxide_child]

Ugly methhead?

not really ugly exactly
she's just got that "i used to look hot" look about her
she looks old-as-hell,
but she looks like she would have looked hot back when she was my age

 

[Onder]

not really ugly exactly
she's just got that "i used to look hot" look about her
she looks old-as-hell,
but she looks like she would have looked hot back when she was my age

Wait how old are we talking here? Your grandmother age?

 

[monoxide_child]

Wait how old are we talking here? Your grandmother age?

she's definately old enough to be my mother, but not quite old enough to be my grandmother

 

[Nephilim96]

These new Applebees commercials don't make me want to go to Applebees, they make me want to watch Workaholics.

 

[zbadd]

well
my friend checked into it
and the office-renting thing will be too expensive, but only just barely, and only because they want the last month's rent upfront

so i'm prolly gonna end up splitting rent with my other friend (who has a disability check) and i'll prolly end up living here http://local.yahoo.com/info-30897265-carousel-motel-garland for a month or so

Looks like a motel that Norman Bates would own, yesh

 

[monoxide_child]

These new Applebees commercials don't make me want to go to Applebees, they make me want to watch Workaholics.

Looks like a motel that Norman Bates would own, yesh

it's not actually that bad
they got a microwave and a mini-fridge in the room

 

[zbadd]

Mini-fridge, I know a lot more hotels that have full set fridges and free breakfasts, and dont have creepy crawlers all over the place

 

[monoxide_child]

Mini-fridge, I know a lot more hotels that have full set fridges and free breakfasts, and dont have creepy crawlers all over the place

full fridge would be a place that costs more and my disability check is only $700 a month

also
the "free breakfast" is totally unnessaccarry, cuz i'm an experienced homeless person and i know where to get free food

 

[Onder]

Monoxide, would you kindly reduce your signature to less than thousand quotes?