The Friday Five
- Thread starter Jax
- Start date
1. Restless
2. Don't remember
3. I broke my wrist when I was 2 yrs old
4. Like 6 1/2 years ago, I had stitches following a stupid bike crash: I had just gotten a new bike for my birthday and was riding it downhill on gravel. I wanted to slow down and I was used to ineffective brakes on my old bike, so I slammed both front and rear brakes. I flipped over my bike and destroyed myself. I got two craters in my left knee and scratches above my right hip that I still have scars from. It hurt like hell, so I started to
. Some people passed by and helped, including a girl I had a crush on. Freaking embarrassing. Anyways I got to the hospital and was admitted before all the people who were in the waiting room when I got there. Suckers. I got 14 stitches in my left knee. Then my knee was like a mixture of red blood, blue stitches, a bit of yellow for fat I think, and maybe a little white for bone but I don't remember. It was awesome. 
5. Last time was a year ago for a stupid reason. I crushed the tip of one of my fingers between two weights while working out. My nail became all purple and loose, so I went to the hospital and they made a small hole in it. The purpleness came out and I eventually lost my nail and grew another one.
Stupidest injury ever.
progmetaldan
Member
I'll redo this...
1. ANGRY!!!
2. Does it matter? My Bassist fucked me over on St. Patrick's Day!!
3. I hope HIS bone gets broken while he's boning his girlfriend!!
4. DOES IT MATTER?!?!
5. Once again... DOES IT MATTER?!?!?!?!
Methinks Ptah is unhappy about something...
ABQShredHead
©1970
1. How are you feeling?
great...new job, soccer game tonite, followed by heaven and hell. everything is just dandy
2. When is the last time you went to the doctor?
thursday for a physical
3. Ever broken a bone?
hahaha...shattered wrist, broken ankles, fingers, cracked skull, ribs, and others
4. Ever had surgery?
yes, torn acl/mcl
5. When is the last time you were in a hospital?
4 years ago for the above procedures
great...new job, soccer game tonite, followed by heaven and hell. everything is just dandy
2. When is the last time you went to the doctor?
thursday for a physical
3. Ever broken a bone?
hahaha...shattered wrist, broken ankles, fingers, cracked skull, ribs, and others
4. Ever had surgery?
yes, torn acl/mcl
5. When is the last time you were in a hospital?
4 years ago for the above procedures
Kenneth R.
Cináed
DoomsdayZach
The Professor was right
DoomsdayZach
The Professor was right
1. Restless
2. Don't remember
3. I broke my wrist when I was 2 yrs old
4. Like 6 1/2 years ago, I had stitches following a stupid bike crash: I had just gotten a new bike for my birthday and was riding it downhill on gravel. I wanted to slow down and I was used to ineffective brakes on my old bike, so I slammed both front and rear brakes. I flipped over my bike and destroyed myself. I got two craters in my left knee and scratches above my right hip that I still have scars from. It hurt like hell, so I started to
5. Last time was a year ago for a stupid reason. I crushed the tip of one of my fingers between two weights while working out. My nail became all purple and loose, so I went to the hospital and they made a small hole in it. The purpleness came out and I eventually lost my nail and grew another one.
Stupidest injury ever.
So... did you ever get to bone that girl that stopped to help you? Chicks dig stuff like that.
Kenneth R.
Cináed
progmetaldan
Member
it sounds like he was on the receiving end of some action of his bassist.
Bass players do seem to be partial to the bottom end...
Kenneth R.
Cináed
Anonymous
L'Étranger
Srsly, I've been trying to IM you all day to no avail. Tell us what the fuck happened to you on St Pat's!
Kenneth R.
Cináed
George Thorogood
DoomsdayZach
The Professor was right
OH LAWD
I gotta post this
[14:22] doomsdayzach: haha, chicks dig guys with injuries
[14:22] doomsdayzach: they're all ike "ohhhh are you ok?" then they do you
[14:22] doomsdayzach: that's what i need to do
[14:22] doomsdayzach: like go to safeway and look at the kitchen knife section or something
[14:22] Autumnstone Band: are you ok????
[14:22] Autumnstone Band: ....
[14:23] Autumnstone Band: if you kiss it :*
[14:23] doomsdayzach: cut off my hand be like "oh man, my hand is gone!!!! Hey baby, how's it going?'
[14:23] Autumnstone Band: hahah
[14:23] Autumnstone Band: it has to have an epic story
[14:23] Autumnstone Band: like
[14:23] Autumnstone Band: your hand was tragically lost while you fell out of a building after diving through a window into a tree to save a kitty
[14:24] doomsdayzach: lol
[14:24] doomsdayzach: that'd be awesome to just tell a string of stories
[14:24] doomsdayzach: like first you tell the one you just said
[14:24] doomsdayzach: "and then i got this scar from one time getting into a car accident head on with a semi... because there was a kitty in the road that i had to swerve to avoid... i was bleeding and bones broken, btut i crawled out of the car to get the kitty to safety:
[14:25] Autumnstone Band: rofl
[14:25] Autumnstone Band: yea
[14:25] doomsdayzach: "then another time i got this scar from when i was walking down the street and i saw a guy stab another dude, and i had to intervene because there was a kitty in the way... the guy died, but i was able to save that poor kitty's life"
[14:25] Autumnstone Band: this one here is from when i cut my own liver out to transplant it into an accident victim - at the scene
[14:26] doomsdayzach: the accident victim... was a newborn kitten
[14:26] Autumnstone Band: haha
[14:26] Autumnstone Band: yes
[14:26] doomsdayzach: lol
Kenneth R.
Cináed
this was where i took a bullet in the chest so it wouldn't hit the kitty that was in the street between the thug and the guy on the pavement he was trying to ice. and this long one was from when i slit open my leg and stuffed a kitty inside so i could get it safely across the border. somethin like in empire strikes back man.... and this one...
DoomsdayZach
The Professor was right
1. If you could suddenly speak one language fluently (that you don't currently speak) what would it be?
2. If you were to suggest a foreign film, that you really enjoyed, what one would you suggest?
3. If you had to call another country home (other than the one you currently live in) what one would you choose?
4. If you went out to buy an import music CD, what one would you buy?
5. If you were to chose an ethnic dinner, what would it be?
2. If you were to suggest a foreign film, that you really enjoyed, what one would you suggest?
3. If you had to call another country home (other than the one you currently live in) what one would you choose?
4. If you went out to buy an import music CD, what one would you buy?
5. If you were to chose an ethnic dinner, what would it be?
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