The Geek Shall Inherit the Earth When was the last time you found 147 gold pieces in a monster's lair? Or scored ten hit points for bashing in an orc's head?
If you're a former cheerleader, never. But if you're an unapologetic nerd who has grown up to be someone very, very cool, it may have been as recently as last week.
Because Dungeons & Dragons -- the original low-fi, nondigital dice-rolling version of virtual reality -- is back.
A word to the trendy: If the phrase No one can beat my level-twelve lawful-good paladin elf! means nothing to you, it's probably too late to get in on this one. Navigating D&D's complex world of dwarves, wizards, and dragons requires the sense of story and performative flair normally associated with above-the-line talent. Which may explain why a recent game night involved a group of thirtysomething creative types, including successful screenwriters, actors, directors, and a musician -- who went onstage only minutes after finishing the role-playing session. (Ladies, take note: The role of Dungeon Master was played by a chick.)
So prom kings and queens need not apply. But if you are an ex-nerd who sold out his former self for a BMW and a Prada suit, it's time to throw on some chain-mail armor, strap on a +1 broadsword, stock up on rations...
And get back in the game.
If you're a former cheerleader, never. But if you're an unapologetic nerd who has grown up to be someone very, very cool, it may have been as recently as last week.
Because Dungeons & Dragons -- the original low-fi, nondigital dice-rolling version of virtual reality -- is back.
A word to the trendy: If the phrase No one can beat my level-twelve lawful-good paladin elf! means nothing to you, it's probably too late to get in on this one. Navigating D&D's complex world of dwarves, wizards, and dragons requires the sense of story and performative flair normally associated with above-the-line talent. Which may explain why a recent game night involved a group of thirtysomething creative types, including successful screenwriters, actors, directors, and a musician -- who went onstage only minutes after finishing the role-playing session. (Ladies, take note: The role of Dungeon Master was played by a chick.)
So prom kings and queens need not apply. But if you are an ex-nerd who sold out his former self for a BMW and a Prada suit, it's time to throw on some chain-mail armor, strap on a +1 broadsword, stock up on rations...
And get back in the game.
