the injury thread

[EricT]

Spasms in my diaphragm.


no goods...

Which Diaphragm? Cause right now I'm thinking pelvic...

 

[ShadowsWithin]

just got 5 wisdom teeth pulled and almost od by taking the wrong amount of medication....

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

holy fuck, FIVE?? i didn't even think humans had that many. shit man.

 

[ShadowsWithin]

lol you don't know how many times of heard that over the past day , i had 2 on my top left one was way the fuck back.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

you're a fucking mutant!

 

[neal]

I think Blue HIDS are illegal in California due to being hazardous to other drivers.

there are lots of rumors of traffic laws like this that arent actually true (especially having to do with cell phones). i dont know if this one is true or not, but i still see those lights all the time.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

you guys are all missing the point... shadowswithin is a MUTANT!!

 

[neal]

he quotes John Petrucci in his sig, we already knew that.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

careful, he might maul you to death with his 57 teeth...

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

careful, he might maul you to death with his 57 teeth...

 

[Chromatose]

Way to beat a joke into the ground

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

careful, she might maul you to death with her 57 vagina teeth...

 

[Chromatose]

careful, she might maul you to death with her 57 vagina teeth...

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

careful, she might maul you to death with her what are you high?

 

[ShadowsWithin]

he quotes John Petrucci in his sig, we already knew that.

i forgot i had a sig tbqh...

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

careful, she might maul you to death with her 57 vagina teeth...

no... my 16 penises. jeez.

 

[Captain Beard]

Crotchthulhu > vagina dentata.

 

[EricT]

I want to get cervical cancer so I can get in on some of that donation money. Lucky cunts (pun intended).

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

eric, you need a qualified surgeon to transplant that dead hookers' cervix into you!!

 

[EricT]

Fuck that... need stem cell research advances so I can just grow one.