the injury thread

[Tide In Mind Out]

i think he knew and was jealous

oh yeah, and i dunno how there wasn't a wreck. we lived on one of the busiest streets in the city and the car just rolled out into the street

 

[El Stormo]

An opportunity for funnyness was lost...

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

It didn't save my chin from getting split open in that longboard crash haha. It did soak up the blood like a sponge though!

i split my chin open when i was 5. sady, i did not have a mighty beard to soak it up

 

[Shpongled]

i split my chin open when i was 5. sady, i did not have a mighty beard to soak it up

Grow one!

 

[Captain Beard]

Does nearly choking to death on an orange last night count? One of my thoughts were "This is a stupid way to die."

Fortunately, my throat crushed it enough to swallow it, but it was painful all the way down and still is sore.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

ack, that sucks. i think choking is probobly the worst way to die

 

[Reverand Joint Smoker]

I zipped my pubes up in my jean zipper once rushing out of bed 95% asleep to meet the UPS man at my door for a COD delivery.

 

[Lord Foul]

#1 reason not to go commando: zipper related injuries

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Is going commando another term for free balling it?

 

[Lord Foul]

you kids and your newfangled slang

 

[Liverslapper]

or you could shave and not worry about lookin' like a caveman?

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I'm saying going commando from now on, that's the coolest slang I've ever heard in my life.

 

[Liverslapper]

squibbles always goes commando cause he is bad ass like that

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

or you could shave and not worry about lookin' like a caveman?

seriously.

... err....

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I'm saying going commando from now on, that's the coolest slang I've ever heard in my life.

i can't believe you've never heard "commando" before. damn....

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

most recent injury? hmmm, wrist sprain from juggling.

yeah ok.


My most reason injury was slicing my thumb open with a lint roller. Don't ask, I don't know.

 

[Chromatose]

I got a paper cut this morning. I forget where it was now so I guess it wasn't too bad afterall.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Lint rollers are devils in disguise.

I nicked my knee shaving. Pictures at 11.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

yeah ok.


My most reason injury was slicing my thumb open with a lint roller. Don't ask, I don't know.

no, i really think you have to explain this one...

 

[Liverslapper]

I have a broken heart...


















































HAHAH FUCK THAT!