the injury thread

[Jace_Mereel]

We have wrestling matches with ourselves at night. I woke up with two jammed fingers.

 

[Nightshade]

Yeah, well I have a winner. I was walking down a flight of hardwood stairs at work last week and I slipped and fell and broke two of my small toes and my ass. No shit -- the toes weren't even next to one another. I was just walking, for fuck sake, and apparently that was just a little too complicated for me. Right, and then, to add insult to injury, the ER sends me home with some pat instructions on caring for a break that include icing and elevating the affected areas for 1-2 days. Right. Icing and elevating an ass involves equipment most easily obtained from an adult store. You should see the L&I claim form for that one. But my favorite part is where they put a bugs bunny band-aid on my broken ass before sending me home, and didn't share with me that they'd done so. I guess they thought that by giving me a shot in the ass, I'd know to look for the frilling thing. Oh, yeah, and the drugs? They make me puke. I'm reduced to Advil. But, yeah, at least nobody can say I don't totally bust my ass at work. Heh.

 

[The Grayfox]

dunno wtf happened to me while I was licking that ballsack last night, but i woke up aching. neck ached horribly when i moved it to the right, left calf ached, when i got home i had these sharp pains in my left ankle, and now my right big toe has that dull ache i usually get in it. wtf legs, i mean really, wtf?

You really gotta position yourself properly when blowing wieners.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

yeah, giving a blowjob in one of my school's shower stalls really wasn't that comfortable as the stalls are very small. and one of my friends was actually showering in the second stall down. that just makes for a great story.

 

[Will Bozarth]

yep

 

[Calamitas1786]

I fell out of my bed and took a nice little chunk out of ankle attempting to throw various objects at my cat who was toying with a plastic bag yesterday at around 3am.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

aftermath of going to the park.

f'n monkey bars!

 

[Captain Beard]

I did the same, but with pliers. Damn electronic parts!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i've been having this weird pain in my calf for like the past 2 days. who knows.

 

[Captain Beard]

Drink more milk.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

milk = yuck

 

[Chromatose]

noob

 

[Captain Beard]

Laura disappoints me and deserves her cramp for the refusal of calcium.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i ingest calcium. i eat cheese and ... uhh ... i put creamer into my coffee?

 

[Captain Beard]

DO YOU INGEST MEAT?!

 

[Nightshade]

i ingest calcium. i eat cheese and ... uhh ... i put creamer into my coffee?

And tums? Do you eat tums? Lots of calcium there.

Actually, when I get cramps, I drink water and up my potassium. Potatoes are good for that. But that's just me. *shrugs* Hope your calf feels better!

 

[Captain Beard]

No, that's a vegetarian cop-out

 

[Nightshade]

No, that's a vegetarian cop-out

LOL! I think not. Pop Quiz: What is the BEST way to eat a potatoe?

Tick Tock....

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

raw?

 

[Captain Beard]

A: However the hell I want to eat it.