the l o v e boat

[sol83]

like what? go up to a girl and ask her "hey, wanna shag tonight?" yeah, maybe that could work if they're dead drunk or they have eyesight problems...

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

Ugh! This fat Puerto Rican prostitute tried getting on me the other day. I was at a redlight and was looking over at the green light on the one corner to see when it turned red so I could go, and the fucking hoe must have thought I was checking her (?) out or something. She came running towards my car waving, so I took off and went through the redlight. I don't need anyone thinking that I'm tappin that shit.

 

[nomana-nuniyan]

You can have some without beeing in love or having a relationship *g*

you slut

 

[nomana-nuniyan]

Ugh! This fat Puerto Rican prostitute tried getting on me the other day. I was at a redlight and was looking over at the green light on the one corner to see when it turned red so I could go, and the fucking hoe must have thought I was checking her (?) out or something. She came running towards my car waving, so I took off and went through the redlight. I don't need anyone thinking that I'm tappin that shit.

ppprrrffftt!






So how did you change your name out from under Dirty?

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

So how did you change your name out from under Dirty?

I don't understand what you mean.

 

[The Scourge]

Does seeing a girl once a week, where there is much drug and alcohol consumption, interspersed with lots of fucking constitute as love? If so, then yes, I am in love, and it so beautiful that it just makes me want to shit and vomit at the same time.

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

shit and vomit at the same time.

I did that once after eating at Arby's.

 

[MetallicaSux]

Love, whats that?