the least cheesiest bands (in response to the cheese thread)

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Shut up

 

[skeptik]

I'm not talking about quality, but to deny the Velveeta qualities of Pantera is to feign ignorance.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

errrr, i love you?

 

[skeptik]

I'll take it.

 

[Blinded By Blood]

Why does this shitty thread still keep getting posts?

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Why are you gay?

 

[skeptik]

Have you heard Isis?

 

[Cythraul]

lol @ Primordial not being cheesy

Are you retarded?

 

[stonedlamb]

MANOWARuke:

 

[ohiogrinder]

Bolt Thrower

far from cheesy

 

[Mercy/Severity]

Cult of Luna, Vehemence, Ulver and Destroyer 666 (maybe minus the name...) are far from the cheese.

 

[AlphaTemplar]

Any musical element taken too far out is cheesy, so the least-cheesy music would have nothing about it that stounds out in any way. Probably mediocre film scores.

 

[Thoth-Amon]

SLIGHTLY cheesy? Pantera drips cheese, in all eras of the band.

I don't know about cheese but they are certainly heavy in the redneck department.

 

[Henrik Main]

Vehemence

Haha

Aeon

What the

Dude, have you read the lyrics? Hell, even reading them shouldn't be necessary, as it's almost impossible not to hear them clearly. Cheesiest lyrics in the history of man, imo

 

[immo]

far from cheesy

Yes man, this thread is "the least cheesiest bands..."

 

[Life Sucks]

Arghoslent
Demigod
Infester
Demilich
Destroyer 666
The Chasm
and much more

 

[Life Sucks]

How are Primordial cheesy?

I can't think of anything, though some people may consider the emotion or atmosphere of some songs cheesy (ie The Coffin Ships, Solitary Mourner). But the only cheesy thing I can think of is that AA Nemtheanga perfoms in corpsepaint, covered with lamb's blood, which does look pretty damn cheesy. But he makes up for it by being a great vocalist. Oh, and moments like in Fallen To Ruin, where you hear the sampled raindrops, and a voice yell "Father! Father! I'm still searching, you cannot make me a martyr!"

 

[Hammer of Might]

This thread is laaaaaaaaame.