The Longest Thread Song Game!!!!

nafnikufesin · Dec 14, 2002

And not quite as hairless as his trouser snake
But is just about as ugly and useless...

sh0kr0k · Dec 14, 2002

Unless his darling boyfriend gives it that "just right" caress!
Perhaps the cop in the bathroom could lend a hand...

Lhorian · Dec 14, 2002

...or would that leave him unmanned?
But enough already about trouser snakes

nafnikufesin · Dec 14, 2002

Let's move on to breasts, real ones or fakes,
Big or small, jiggling in my face...

Soultorn · Dec 14, 2002

(sick... sick and wrong, all of you)

Wandrail · Dec 14, 2002

How about old ones? A saggy disgrace,
Without support they hang so low

nafnikufesin · Dec 15, 2002

Give them a nudge and they wobble to and fro
But I love'em all, no matter what size...

Soultorn · Dec 15, 2002

No matter if greasy, and hard like french fries
Even when wet and dripping with puss

sh0kr0k · Dec 15, 2002

I'll never know why these things cause such a big fuss.
They're just a glob of fat....

Lhorian · Dec 16, 2002

...and what would you want with that?
Surely you wouldn't think of...

kollex · Dec 16, 2002

when the chickens holds the molotov
its time to turn lose the foxes in riot gear

bodomite · Dec 16, 2002

blah blah bllaaaahhh

nafnikufesin · Dec 16, 2002

Originally posted by kollex
when the chickens holds the molotov
its time to turn lose the foxes in riot gear

The last time I saw that it meant I had too much beer
Which, incidently, was last night...

Stoner Sioux · Dec 16, 2002

When you drink too much beer, don't get into a fight
Just don't piss off the fat fucker next to you.

Lhorian · Dec 16, 2002

For he'll run you through.
And I don't think he'll use a spoon

Wandrail · Dec 17, 2002

Or he may serenade you by the light of the moon
He's really quite romantic, he's just misunderstood

nafnikufesin · Dec 18, 2002

He's taken for a bad guy, but he's really quite good,
Just a poor guy from the wrong side of the tracks...

NeXTLiFE · Dec 18, 2002

Who never recovered from being dumped by Jax.
He's there most nights, still drowning his sorrows...

Wandrail · Dec 18, 2002

But they'll always be back again tomorrow
So don't blame him for pummeling you and being upset

nafnikufesin · Dec 18, 2002

Just buy him another drink and I'll bet
He'll settle right down, maybe cry in his beer...