The Longest Thread Song Game!!!!

[Wandrail]

Be a pal and lend him your ear
His story he'll tell you, through drunken sobbing fits

 

[nafnikufesin]

Started one day when he had the shits.
There he was, sitting on the john...

 

[metalfox]

petrucci fans convention,
when he did meet that girl, with the piercings in her tits

 

[bodomite]

I think it was in the mosh pits

 

[Stoner Sioux]

that he beats the shit
outta poor weak boys

 

[nafnikufesin]

Who he really annoys
By kicking their asses

 

[metalfox]

so he picked up him axe
and blow their heads away

 

[nafnikufesin]

Just because they called him gay,
Does that make him a homophobe?

 

[Lhorian]

Only because he wants to probe?
Or is it that other thing...

 

[kollex]

who is that chewing on my ear lobe
its the lead singer of running wild

 

[sh0kr0k]

Perhaps its a cry from his inner child..
I think it wants to be set free

 

[Lhorian]

...just like me.
Not bound to any place

 

[nafnikufesin]

Full of style and grace,
Only a slight B.O. problem...

 

[Wandrail]

Its a glandular thing, you just can't stop 'em
Producing sweat in copious amounts

 

[metalfox]

and this is´the cause to always lick a lemon
hey, don´t try to stop him!!! or he will scream ya!!!

 

[kollex]

maybe your end up pretending to be your local priests ma
oh the joy of eccalistal pervasions

 

[nafnikufesin]

As long as it's not anal invasions
But enough talk about priesthood...

 

[Lhorian]

...before we all have a flood.
Everything coming out of your mouth...

 

[nafnikufesin]

Has already been said in the deep south
Where if the heat doesn't get you first...

 

[Jax]

..then you'll surely die of thirst.
Nothing to drink, & it's so humid and hot..