The Longest Thread Song Game!!!!

[Wandrail]

While on a slab of baby back ribs ROmeo will gnaw
Hes as good at eating as guitar

 

[Celtic_Fox]

And back to Chile's from lands a far
To frequent every bar and diner

 

[Wandrail]

Until Michael's as big as an ocean liner
Eating the food from Chili's and IHOP

 

[Celtic_Fox]

Until he capsizes and goes pop!
Like an Orcha out of water

 

[Wandrail]

If Orca's were full of nachos waffles and butter
and could shred like Yngwie but was ever fatter

 

[Celtic_Fox]

Oh! But would it not make a fine batter?
For the very IHOP foods he devoured?

 

[Wandrail]

If not his mood would surely become soured
As would his stomach, with horrid results

 

[nafnikufesin]

And from his mouth, some nasty insults
Something to do with elks and llamas...

 

[NeXTLiFE]

And some damning photos from a fateful night in the Bahamas.
For the negatives he'd pay a hefty price...

 

[nafnikufesin]

A second mortgage would suffice
In this nasty game of blackmail...

 

[NeXTLiFE]

A sense of dark foreboding does prevail.
Some Ultra-Violence may be on the cards...

 

[nafnikufesin]

But it may just start with a kick to the nards
And as he crumples over, grabbing his groin...

 

[Lhorian]

like James II in the Battle of boyne.
Standing all alone...

 

[nafnikufesin]

With no access to a phone,
He crumples into a ball...

 

[DisTortorous]

Sir James leans against the nearest wall,
For this poor man we fear the worst...

 

[nafnikufesin]

We'll talk about him more, but first
A word from our sponsor...

 

[NeXTLiFE]

"Is that a toupe you have on sir?"
"You should've considered 'HairFusion'"...

 

[nafnikufesin]

We apologize for that intrusion,
Now back to our regular prgram...

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Where our hapless dude is in a helluva jam.
No phone, no strength, ruptured gonads as well...

 

[nafnikufesin]

You might think he'd gone to hell,
But no, he's just in Nephi...