The Longest Thread Song Game!!!!

[nafnikufesin]

And then whip them with your pantyhose
Now this is getting really silly...

 

[xenophobe]

so put on something frilly.
Go out and stand on the corner...

 

[Soultorn]

... and fuck for money like a whore
wear your skimpy underpants....

 

[nafnikufesin]

And dance, motherfucker, dance!
Gotta make your money somehow...

 

[xenophobe]

And support your sister the cow,
cause she doesn't look all that great...

 

[Cheese]

It makes you begin to contemplate
Why are you supporting her at all?

 

[Jax]

..why not let her take a fall?
She never did much for you anyway..

 

[nafnikufesin]

Just left your hair falling out and grey
It might be funny to see how she does...

 

[Lhorian]

trying to clear her head of the whisky fuzz ?
after a night partying

 

[Jax]

..with her husband, the farty king.
A real loser, that guy is for sure..

 

[Lhorian]

always so insecure.
Having a crown on his head all day long

 

[Jax]

..and everything he does is wrong.
Making his wife pull her hair out..

 

[xenophobe]

he truly hates her without doubt.
In the evening he slips away...

 

[Jax]

..and just might return, another day.
But he has other plans for himself right now..

 

[nafnikufesin]

And that's to go and milk a cow
You see, he is a farmer by night...

 

[Jax]

..the family farm is his birthright.
He milks the cows and feeds the pigs..

 

[Lhorian]

brooms the horses for his gig.
Rolling around in their shit

 

[Soultorn]

...And sucking on thier tits
Inserting barbed wire up thier asses...

 

[Jax]

..feeding them oatmeal and molasses.
Washing them down with water and soap..

 

[nafnikufesin]

Running off with the pigs to elope,
Of course, until the sheriff arrives...