The Longest Thread Song Game!!!!

[chileanmetal]

He said "I want to live this place!" (???)
Be what can I do?!

 

[nafnikufesin]

"I think I'll sit here and poo!"
So he crouched and took a dump...

 

[Lhorian]

he used for it a suction pump.
Or else it wouldn't come out.

 

[xenophobe]

And then he started to pout,
Even though his bung was still full...

 

[Jax]

at the tangent this has gone off on

....he felt his colon tug & pull.
Then he groaned a mighty groan..

 

[xenophobe]

And jumped up as he realized he was not alone.
He then went to pull up his pants...

 

[nafnikufesin]

But then he thought this was his chance
To run around completely nude...


(you had to figure nudity would get in here somewhere )

 

[Jax]

..though people might think him rude.
So naked he pranced around..

 

[nafnikufesin]

Dragging his genitals along the ground
Until they snagged upon a nail...

 

[xenophobe]

and left a long bloody trail,
heading to a place he most often frequents....

 

[Soultorn]

you are all sick. sick, sick, disturbed people. from what i gather i am a headless dead man with a full colon and a huge set of bloody balls....running around naked in hell while Satan burns my ass with flames. I'm honored, guys.

.. the place where he now laments
while clutching to his bursting rectum....

 

[xenophobe]

LMAO!!!! I didn't realize we're still talking about you!!!!

The doctor takes out the speculum.
He says "bend over and spread them wide"...

 

[Soultorn]

.. and shoved the probe way up his behind
and punctured the fiery colon-hell....

 

[xenophobe]

The doctor said "please don't yell",
as he put his hand in to the wrist...

 

[Soultorn]

... and pulled out a turd the size of his fist
it stood right up and ran away....

 

[~UlvedaL~]

... Until it went in decay
The man and the doctor watched amazed...

 

[nafnikufesin]

While in Hell's fire they blazed
Meanwhile in a more happy tale...

 

[Lhorian]

about guys drinking ale.
There came girls around the corner

 

[Cheese]

iwho said "I like porn...er.
They beat themselves to death with their shoes...

 

[Lhorian]

Well, it's no television news.
But the tale is ugly again..