The Longest Thread Song Game!!!!

[xenophobe]

Originally posted by Soultorn

Xeno messed up this thread real well
Now we'll start another time....

No, I didn't... look at Silver Raven's post before mine, and mine is identical to hers.

Guess you didn't want to point fingers at a girl...

To continue properlyp )

Soultorn's brain is much like the birds,
where the winds of air blow....

 

[Lhorian]

...the mind should go.
Drifting in space...

 

[Jax]

..wearing torn black lace.
He paints his toenails pink..

 

[chileanmetal]

...He painted until he couldn't even think
But what will he do now?....

 

[nafnikufesin]

He'll probably wonder how
To find a dress to match...

 

[chileanmetal]

While he tries to download a Quake patch (???)
Then he realizes he doesn't have Quake...

 

[Lhorian]

So he starts to shake.
He shakes so hard....

 

[nafnikufesin]

He falls in some lard!
Now that he's greased up...

 

[chileanmetal]

That from his head oozes lard (??)
He says: "What happened to my head?!"

 

[Soultorn]

wow... im the center of this rhyme.
Still, dammit Xeno, you could have fixed it.

anyway,
...and wondered why (he) wasn't dead
But through it all he still walked on...

 

[nafnikufesin]

Feeling like a helpless pawn
Until suddenly there was a crash...

 

[Lhorian]

, he felt it in his flesh.
He looked down and there it was...

 

[Soultorn]

...his cracked up head, gored it was
laying there upon the ground...

 

[nafnikufesin]

The others stared, without a sound,
They couldn't believe that Soultorn was dead....

 

[Soultorn]

... but live he was, without a head
not like he ever used it anyway....

 

[nafnikufesin]

'cause the brain he uses day to day
Is found hanging between his legs...


(You had to know it was going to go there sooner or later )

 

[~UlvedaL~]

... two balls at the size of eggs
a third leg to stabilize weight...

 

[nafnikufesin]

But now he's looking for a perfect mate
But how can he find her without a head?

 

[chileanmetal]

So he chose to be dead
And during his trip to hell...

 

[Jax]

..he tripped and fell.
Burning his arse on the devil's flames..