The Longest Thread Song Game!!!!

[Rusty]

Who me?? Little old me?? I'm a !

Okay then, make another word up.

 

[Jax]

Something tells me that you are about as much a

as I am

..and then he went out to his bronth.
(bronth: made up word meaning large SUV-like vehicle )
He got in and sat behind the wheel..

 

[Rusty]

...but he saw an insect that made him squeal
The squeal was that of a little baby...

 

[Jax]

..or a rabbit, or a guinea pig, maybe.
He went to see from whence the squeal had come..

 

[Rusty]

Not that I'm picky or anything, but "whence" means "from where", so when you say "from whence" you are actually saying "from from where", which is unnecessary, so you can just
say "whence" instead of "from whence".

Anyway...

"...but his stupid brain couldn't do the sum
and so he left the car to get his bike..."

 

[Jax]

My English teachers from years gone by thank you, rusty

..which was really a little red trike.
He sat down on it & went on his way..

 

[Lhorian]

...but there where to bikes, very much alike.
Wreaking his brain....

 

[Rusty]

Originally posted by Lady of the Oracle
My English teachers from years gone by thank you, rusty

You are welcome.


"...boarding the train
headed for Timbuktu..."

 

[Lhorian]

, and under way he met a kangaroo.
The kangaroo was blue...

 

[Jax]

..but the kangaroo's heart was true.
And so the story went along..

 

[Rusty]

...to the rhythmic banging of the gong
but still there was no real storyline...

 

[Jax]

..so the man decided it was time to dine.
He went to a diner and chose roast beef..

 

[~UlvedaL~]

He couldn´t finish it, the time was brief,
Back to work or suicide?

 

[Jax]

..or just go for another ride?
He left the diner and headed west..

 

[Lhorian]

...and that was for the best.
For back in his hometown...

 

[Soultorn]

....the people all wore red gowns
All were cool and listened to metal...

 

[Jax]

..and plucked at daisies, petal by petal.
All was well in the peaceful place..

 

[Soultorn]

...until the band came, guitars in case...
they came to conquer, rape and kill...

 

[Jax]

..yet managed to put on a gig, even still.
After the show, they wreaked much havok..

 

[Lhorian]

and on the walls they use mcgavock
(Definitions of Mcgavock:
name: A surname (very rare: popularity rank in the U.S.: #23587))

The use of ill-rhyming words...