The Longship Voyage!

[Fullangr]

I think he's more of a vodka man personally.

 

[Thraxas]

I've a sneaking suspicion that if there were adequate quantities being waved in front of him, just about any alcoholimical beverage would do the trick.

 

[Fullangr]

'Specially if they were being waved by our resident pole-dancing wench?


Oh Kaaaaaatie...

 

[Thraxas]

Not that we're using you or anything, m'dear...

 

[Katie'Force]

Okay, let's lull him into a false sense of security with promises of mead, rum and strictly on-topic posting until he's on the boat.

THEN we pounce!

if you start promising on-topic posting he'll KNOW we're lying, keep it simple, mead and rum!

oh and yes, pole dancing me

Got my first public performance on monday, oh yes! can't wait!

 

[Fullangr]

I agree, might be an idea to stick to the basics

 

[Thraxas]

True. Just the rum and the mead then. We won't mention anything about the posting.

 

[Fullangr]

Probably a good idea. After all, mentioning posting might imply that we think he actually reads stuff on here

 

[Thraxas]

Yeah, even we wouldn't be that daft.

 

[Fullangr]

Yeah, we're realists if nothing else.

 

[Thraxas]

Absolutely. Absurd flights of drunken surrealist fancy are not, never have been and probably never will be our style.

 

[Fullangr]

Perish the thought!

You'll be saying I spam this place next!

 

[Thraxas]

Certainly not.
And the fact that you arrived tonight in a square tin with a little key on the side is neither here nor there.

 

[Fullangr]

I'm no' that small.

T'was the spammobile!

 

[Thraxas]

Well it was one of the family sized tins.

 

[Fullangr]

Spam up!

 

[Thraxas]

Excellent. I'll have mine fried with extra ketchup.

 

[Fullangr]

Heathen!

Spam clearly requires brown sauce.

 

[Thraxas]

Rubbish! Brown sauce is acceptable on scrambled eggs and with cornish pasties. For any other purposes you need ketchup.

 

[Katie'Force]

brown sauce is not acceptable under any circumstances...