The Longship Voyage!

[Katie'Force]

I'm resurrecting this thread for the pure comedy

 

[Fullangr]

Longship-based comedy or Olli-playing-a-pink-violin-based comedy?

 

[Katie'Force]

both! clearly

 

[Fullangr]

How about an amusingly drunken Olli playing a pink violin on a longship? With obligatory slurring, falling over and swearing at imaginary guitar wankers?

 

[Katie'Force]

hahahaha classic moment on the firewind tour:

apollo "this is the fire and the fury"
me "warning! guitar wankery ahead!"

seriously though, bloodstock, we ARE kidnapping turisas and taking them on a voyage on our longship...

 

[Fullangr]

How do you intend to kidnap Olli if you're still avoiding him though?

 

[Katie'Force]

damn it girl, why do you always find the flaws in my plan!

 

[Fullangr]

We could always kidnap Korpiklaani first, then bribe Jarkko and Co to kidnap Olli for us?

 

[Katie'Force]

are korpiklaani playing bloodstock? because if so, well done...

which reminds me... *head back to bloodstock forum*

 

[Fullangr]

I've no idea if they're playing Bloodstock or not, I just want to kidnap them and molest Jonne's hair.

 

[Cari]

Olli-playing-a-pink-violin

when I was doing some shopping in dublin the day before the gig I saw a really completely pink violin, was cheap and I was tempted to buy it for fuck´s sake XD but my friends told me off and stopped me from that XD

 

[Thraxas]

Is it just me or would a pink violin-playing Olli make a damn good masthead?

 

[Fullangr]

Possibly, but we'd have to keep letting him down to get more beer and vodka.


It'd hardly be practical.

 

[Thraxas]

We could set up a system of ropes and pulleys. It's take a bit of work but I'm sure we'd manage it.

 

[Fullangr]

I suspect Olli might object though.

 

[Thraxas]

Just slap him if he whinges, he'll soon learn his lesson.

 

[Fullangr]

We cannae slap Olli!




He has powah on here 'member?

 

[Thraxas]

Ah yes, but not on our boat!
Can you imagine him stuck up on that masthead shouting at us to keep our posting on-topic? Could prove a little ineffectual.

 

[Fullangr]

Aye, but until we're on our boat, we cannae be seen to encourage violinist abuse

 

[Thraxas]

Okay, let's lull him into a false sense of security with promises of mead, rum and strictly on-topic posting until he's on the boat.

THEN we pounce!