The Longship Voyage!

[Fullangr]

And I'd take a phenomenal amount of pleasure in shouting obscenities at him and making rude 1+2 fingered gestures in his direction. He's a prat.

Hammond is blatantly the best one on Top Gear.

 

[Thraxas]

Nah, May is a real ale man. That automatically makes him superior.

 

[Fullangr]

As long as we're agreed it's not Clarkson.

 

[Thraxas]

I think that's beyond any doubt.

 

[The Shinster]

London is accessible by water!

Row up the Thames.

 

[Thraxas]

Wouldn't that cause the boat to dissolve?

 

[The Shinster]

No, Thames supports life.

 

[Fullangr]

No, Thames supports life.

Yes, in the same way that sulphuric acid supports some forms of bacteria.

 

[The Shinster]

Has seahorses in eet if memory serves.

 

[Thraxas]

3-eyed ones like on The Simpsons?

 

[Katie'Force]

Who said anything about rowing?

He'd be the totty

dude i agree entirely, hamster is hot!

but on the subject of warpaint, i'm allergic to it, so no warpaint for me

and in reference to the rest of the thread... you guys just made me laugh... out loud... whilst at work
i am now the subject of strange looks

 

[Thraxas]

Allergic to warpaint? Then you'll just have to use charcoal and the blood of your enemies. Used in sufficient quantities it produces much the same look.

 

[Katie'Force]

yep, damn my fair skin!!! hahahahaha i like your thinking

 

[Fullangr]

dude i agree entirely, hamster is hot!

Knew i could rely on you dude!

and in reference to the rest of the thread... you guys just made me laugh... out loud... whilst at work
i am now the subject of strange looks

Glad we provided some amusement

 

[Katie'Force]

haha what can i say, he's cute, he's funny, i want hamster on the longboat!!!! although may can come along for comedy value and to keep Thraxas from throwing hamster overboard!

 

[Fullangr]

haha what can i say, he's cute, he's funny, i want hamster on the longboat!!!! although may can come along for comedy value and to keep Thraxas from throwing hamster overboard!

Yes! We get Hamster, Thraxas gets May

Hamster + longship + alcohol = funny as hell

 

[Katie'Force]

haha oh we should so do this, just to prove that we're better than him (ie he can't make a van that drives and floats on water, but can make longship that can do both!!!!) hahaha

 

[Fullangr]

Can you imagine it on Top Gear if we wrote in?

Clarkson: Hammond, your presence is required on a longboat.
Hamster: A longboat?!
Clarkson: Yes, these two want to make a Viking of you apparently.
May: Weren't the Vikings generally taller than Hammond?

etc etc...we should so write in!

 

[Katie'Force]

hahahaha you know what, do it! it'd be a right laugh!
hehe i'm sure if you send in pictures of us dressed up in our turisas outfits hamster will be more than up for it

 

[Fullangr]

I don't have a Turisas outfit